My wife says this true....

[Big Muddy]

.....however, since unicorns and equines are closely related, I tend to believe there are SOME wimmins who do, in fact, fart like pack mules. ;)

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[Thumper]

My mom farts like a truck driver who just finished a Travel America buffet!

[Big Muddy]

Dang, boy, you oughta be ashamed, talkin' bout yo momma like that....however, I just made a mental note to keep my distance from ya'lls area. ;)

[Buckrub]

I am now both A) sick and B) fully understanding about some aspects of Thumper's life that I have experienced first hand.

[Captain]

My mom farts like a truck driver who just finished a Travel America buffet!

Like Bucky said: that explains a lot!