Palin to VA...

[Captain]

Hey Thumper, looks like Sarah might be gonna take over your health care...

[Thumper]

I'm due for a prostate exam. ;)

[Arty]

I need to be checked for a hernia


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[LJ3]

I've had a sonogram on my nuts before. I twas not an entirely unpleasant experience and the nurse was freakin' gorgeous. It almost got embarrassing!

[Thumper]

Same deal here LJ. I woke up one morning to one of my nuts swollen to the size of a dang chicken egg! Went straight to the hospital where a total babe performed an ultrasound. What made matters worse was that she warmed the lube up before applying it and it was kinda ... well ... ummm ... a bit pleasurable! Of course I made a few smart-ass remarks that cracked her up. Dang, now that I think of it, I remember every detail of the procedure ... but I'll be darned if I can remember what the diagnosis was! ;)

[Big Muddy]

Diagnosis-----Lynn kicked you in the nuts. ;)

[Chicken Dinner]

Big as a chicken egg? I thought you said they were swelled up? Man, I'd worry about shrinkage if mine got to that size. Maybe I need Sara Palin to get out the lube and give me an ultrasound...

[Thumper]

Oh, did I say "chicken" egg? I meant a chick egg ... as in ostrich chick. ;)

[BarryBobPosthole]

When I got my vasectomy the doc said he'd send a nurse in to shave me. It was a guy. With 'jump into hell' tattooed on his forearm. I was praying for no flashbacks

BKB