Hey, Cap, ya'll do a fishing trip....

[Big Muddy]

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....take that deplorable buncha drunk yanks up to the Cape Fear River....it'd prolly take all of 'em to tote a fish like this. ;)


http://insider.foxnews.com/2016/12/02/north-carolina-man-catches-112-pound-catfish
North Carolina man hooks massive 112-pound catfish while fishing the Cape Fear River. 16 hours ago - Man snaps photo with giant catfish that appeared to be bigger than the top half of his body.


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[Captain]

They are some mighty big catfish out this way.
I think since LJ shot me and you the bird maybe we should use him for bait!
:D

[Big Muddy]

Just cut off his pecker, and bait a hook with it....on second thought, that prolly won't be big enough....better buy some red worms. ;)

[Captain]

Bam!