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BarryBobPosthole
12-15-2016, 10:14 AM
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Chicken Dinner
12-15-2016, 10:21 AM
In other transition news...

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161215/fb57844b56cfed4fc89294199bd2ab86.jpg


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Chicken Dinner
12-15-2016, 10:25 AM
New product announcement:

http://thehardtimes.net/2016/12/11/new-line-trump-condoms-boast-thinnest-skin-possible/


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airbud7
12-15-2016, 10:38 AM
New product announcement:

http://thehardtimes.net/2016/12/11/new-line-trump-condoms-boast-thinnest-skin-possible/



hahahaha^.......

Thats a funny/cool site CD

BarryBobPosthole
12-15-2016, 10:39 AM
Hahahahahahaa...now that is funny.

BKB

BarryBobPosthole
12-15-2016, 10:40 AM
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airbud7
12-15-2016, 10:43 AM
Quote from Trump

“These condoms are really something, really terrific,” the incoming 45th President told reporters. “The slightest touch, be it real or imagined, will create a sensation that goes way beyond what mainstream condom companies would call ‘appropriate,’ folks, and I mean that — big league.”

But the prophylactics have faced a great deal of criticism even before their official release. Leaked developmental records show the condoms failed numerous stress tests, with one report describing them as “too delicate to be considered a qualified option.

Live footage confirmed the President-elect turned slightly red and grew defensive when reporters mentioned these concerns.

Trumps reply

“Oh, I see. Durex, Trojan… they can advertise as ‘Ultra-Thin,’ but when I do it, I get treated this way? Unfair,” Trump said. “Very unfair, folks.”

“While the skin may be thin, it doesn’t mean the condoms lack strength,” said Kellyanne Conway, Trump’s former campaign manager. “Consumers can trust [Trump Condoms] will be durable even in the most stressful scenarios.”

Chicken Dinner
12-15-2016, 10:53 AM
I'm really starting to come around on the Trump presidency if for no other reasons than the memes and satire pieces.

Big Skyz
12-15-2016, 11:17 AM
I thought he defeated Cruella De Vil in the election for president...

Hombre
12-15-2016, 01:35 PM
^^ Now that's funny ^^

BarryBobPosthole
12-15-2016, 01:38 PM
You miss be thinking of another Cruella de Ville as Trump has already nominated her for something else.

BKB

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BarryBobPosthole
12-15-2016, 01:38 PM
In case you didn't notice CD's earlier post.

Thumper
12-15-2016, 01:46 PM
I thought he defeated Cruella De Vil in the election for president...

Naaaa, definitely someone different. Cruella was better looking and doesn't wear pant-suits! (how's this for a rainbow?)


http://www.damemagazine.com/sites/default/files/styles/feature_wide/public/field/image/hillary-clinton-pantsuit-rainbow.png?itok=0_bn-T-p

Chicken Dinner
12-15-2016, 02:43 PM
Something tells me those pant suits make Thump horny.


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LJ3
12-15-2016, 02:55 PM
So do pickled eggs. What's your point?

Big Skyz
12-15-2016, 03:33 PM
Thump that is one horizon of ugly you posted with that last photo. I wish I could wash my eyes out with soap.