Here's an idea for ya Cappy!

[BarryBobPosthole]

No gates to mess with! And we could cover them with deer hides.
They'd be a million seller in no time.
BKB

The chair farmer | That's Amazing
http://www.greatbigstory.com/stories/the-chair-farmer/?xrs=CNNAPP

[Captain]

I see two drawbacks.
I'd probably not live long enough to make a crop, and two I'd need friends that could actually stay awake in deer stands long enough shoot deer rubbing on my stock.