Just one of the many reasons I could not be a LEO

[Thumper]

I tried it once, but after I almost pulled a Rodney King act on a drunk a-hole on a HOT 4th of July, I made up my mind I didn't have the patience to be a cop. As an example, I prolly would'a beat the crap out of this jerk-off and ended up in jail myownfineself. What an ass-wipe. :pissed


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[Arty]

What a dumbass. All he had to do was tell him his name was captain Larke!

[Thumper]

Which reminds me. He needs to change his moniker to "Chief".

Heck, I can remember when he was Lieutenant Larke! ;)