omfg!

[Nandy]

We are camping and we just saw a fucking UFO! I kid you not. I do not want to get probe on my ass but if you guys don't hear from me we were in Hamilton branch state park. Yes, iM drinking but I can hold my drinking but the wife saw it too and she is freaking out. I think I'm packing tonight.

Nano Nanu

[HideHunter]

Very cool! I have a friend who tells of seeing one.. his description has enough details to make the hair stand up on your neck.. Oh, and no sweat.. I saw on "Family Guy" they have kind of phased out the "anal probe" thing. ;) Good luck...

[Captain]

Do you have a roll of tinfoil? :D

[Nandy]

Ty hide... well, after seeing cartman anal dish on south park I terrified. This is the third encounter of the first kind I have. I have someone with me the first time. The wife ran into the camper about 5 min ago. I'm waiting to see if it shows again...

Cappy, bite me but I'm getting some.

[Nandy]

Will this cover it!?https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170113/b3932b9f1993bfec1f2edd9058f79c89.jpg

[Nandy]

Got the kitty ready too. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170113/212589f5668894205503b3e559cb585b.jpg

[HideHunter]

rotflmao... very nice.. ;)

[Arty]

You crazy!


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[Arty]

When you headed to Suffolk again? I gots some UFO stories I can tell you that'll make your cat hairs stand on end!
None of them are true, but they are scary!


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[Captain]

That's funny Nandy. You should be safe now.

[quercus alba]

Ufos, ghosts and women with Adam apples. I dunno but there seems to be a connection here somewhere

[BarryBobPosthole]

I saw a ufo with another witness in 1972. Every time I talk to the guy he brings it up. His Dad saw it too.

BKB

[HideHunter]

I saw a strange light in the sky, the same ghost a dozen times.. and a woman with an Adams apple, once.

[BarryBobPosthole]

there is a waitress, er waiter, at one of my wife's favorite italian places down in Tulsa. Out of several people at our table the first time we had this person serve us I was the only one who detected the nefarious adams apple.

Of course, that's normal shit for a noticer like me.

BKB

[Chicken Dinner]

My cat saw a ghost once...


I saw a strange light in the sky, the same ghost a dozen times.. and a woman with an Adams apple, once.

[BarryBobPosthole]

My cat saw a ghost once...

That's nothing. Len's cat saved him from a ghost once.

BKB

[LJ3]

Bofe you go fornicate yourselves!

I have seen a UFO and had 2 other people in the car with me that saw it. Shit's real.

[quercus alba]

i believe in the Holy Ghost although I've never seen him. I don't however believe in cats, ufo's or women with Adam apples

[LJ3]

I held the same opinion till I done seen one with my own two eyes with two other people sitting right there with me.

I'm talking about catghost adams apple wimmin, of course. We were all in disbelief!

[DeputyDog]

Got the kitty ready too. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170113/212589f5668894205503b3e559cb585b.jpg

LOL. One of the best pics I've seen here.


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[Big Muddy]

I hunted mule deer outside Roswell, N.M., right next to area 51, back in 1991....we had 2 green-faced guys in silver suits, with antennas on their heads, walk into our camp, one night....we gave 'em several cups of black coffee, and found out they were two drunk messicans....they were on their way to a costume party, and their truck broke down....they were taking a short cut back to Roswell, which was about 15 miles, as the crow flies. ;)

[BarryBobPosthole]

I hunted mule deer outside Roswell, N.M., right next to area 51, back in 1991....we had 2 green-faced guys in silver suits, with antennas on their heads, walk into our camp, one night....we gave 'em several cups of black coffee, and found out they were two drunk messicans....they were on their way to a costume party, and their truck broke down....they were taking a short cut back to Roswell, which was about 15 miles, as the crow flies. ;)

Now there's a deer camp story that I'll bet has made the rounds! That is an awesome deer camp story.

BKB

[Thumper]

I hunted mule deer outside Roswell, N.M., right next to Area 51 ....

Ha ha ha! Sounds to me like youse dufes were as drunk as the messkins. Area 51 is in Nevada! :D

[Captain]

UFO's we have hit a new low. First ball games, then politics and now UFO's

[BarryBobPosthole]

UFO's we have hit a new low. First ball games, then politics and now UFO's

We're like the late night talk shows on AM Coast to Coast Radio Network.

BKB

[Captain]

As long as Thumper ain't the DJ!

[Captain]

Thumper.... DJ .....
I left a softball hanging there for someone to knock out of the park....

[Thumper]

You know the drill ... I'll wait while you get that TALL stool. ;)

[Big Muddy]

Ok, Sushi Eater Man, how much you wanna bet that there isn't an area 51 outside of Roswell ??? ;)

[BarryBobPosthole]

Were the aliens that were portraying the aliens illegal aliens? Wouldn't space aliens also be illegal aliens? MAybe we need a bubble AND a wall!

BKB

[Thumper]

I think I had a few beers in a Roswell bar called Area 51. Same place? ;)

Yep, I've been to Roswell a bazillion times ... it's full of Area 51's. I think some people even call the crash site Area 51. BUT ... it ain't THE Area 51. I'd be remiss not to yank yer chain. ;)

[BarryBobPosthole]

Roswell is where the aliens landed though. area 51 is just where they hid all the shit they found in roswell.

Scully told me that. It was pillow talk.

BKB

[Thumper]

I loved that show. Haven't seen it in ages, I assume it was cancelled?

[BarryBobPosthole]

They have just finished a new season and they have another one ordered for 2018. I have seen any but the very first episode of the newer seasons.

Its hard to watch Mulder after watching Californication.

BKB