A sly visitor.

[Captain]

Sitting in my stand and this booger shows up.
He's still here. Just eating corn. You know he's hungry if he's eating corn.
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[Captain]

And now this dude.
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[Captain]

I know, I know. I'll call Bwanas sister.

[Chicken Dinner]

You should have let the air out of that little turkey killin' bastage.

[Captain]

I know it and I wanted to. But I bet I would have run all the deer and hogs off if I did.

[LJ3]

That buck at the farm? They finally moving around for ya?

[Captain]

No at the hunt club. No hogs at the farm. THANK GOODNESS. I

[BarryBobPosthole]

So it sounds like y'all have hit the mattresses against the dang hogs.

BKB

[Captain]

Now 8 quail. My day is complete. 8422

[Thumper]

Sitting in my stand and this booger shows up.
He's still here. Just eating corn. You know he's hungry if he's eating corn.
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Eating corn?? He should have been eating lead!



I bet I would have run all the deer and hogs off if I did.


But you said there are no hogs at the hunt club ... and you can knock a deer down ANY time! ;)

[BarryBobPosthole]

Y'all leave the poor fox alone.

BKB

[Captain]

There is piles of hogs at hunt club. I said there was none at the FARM! Dufus
And the fox is back and it's almost dark. His mistake.

[Thumper]

Got it! It would have made more sense with a well placed comma. ;)

[Captain]

I got your well placed comma swinging. :D

[BarryBobPosthole]

Yours might be a ,

Mine is more like a g



BKB

[BarryBobPosthole]

And leave that fox alone. Your more of a turkey killing sonofabitch that he is.

BKB

[Captain]

Yours might be a ,

Mine is more like a g

BKB

We don't need to know about your G-spot...

[Hombre]

Now 8 quail. My day is complete. 8422


Cap you got some good quail hunting out there?

[Captain]

Wild quail are all but a thing of the past around here. When I was a kid they were everywhere and we hunter them every chance we got. Now it's just an occasional sighting. I would dare not shoot a wild bird. We are reduced to hunting pen raised and flight condition birds.

[airbud7]

same down here cappy...bobwhites were everywhere back in the day-haven't heard one in a long time?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEKIAteCDYU

[HideHunter]

Those gray fox are purty little critters. We used to have them here - along with civet cats (spotted skunks). Haven't seen a gray for 20 years or a civet cat for 30.