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BarryBobPosthole
01-25-2017, 01:55 PM
I have a new neighbor as my old trusty fishing buddy and next door neighbor for 17 years deserted me and moved to Missouri. My new neighbors are Tulsa cops. The husband is a retired division commander and works some double dipping job down at city hall now and I think the wifey is still active duty. I've never met her yet. Maybe during swimsuit season I'll introduce myself by kicking a volleyball over from my pool to theirs.

Anyway, they have a sheperd and another sheperd mix looking dog. Both are young dogs and they both bark like there's no tomorrow. Me being a dog person, i figured they'd calm down once they got to know my dogs through the knotholes in the fence. But a month later and the effers still bark their fool heads off.
i just stepped outside and whistled and yelled 'Calm the fuck down!' and they calmed the fuck down for now. I had my old neighbors dogs trained so i could just give them a little whistle and they'd shut up if they were barking. Me being the old retired Gladys snoop, I keep a keen out when i hear dogs barking in our neighborhood But I know an alarm bark from a stupid sonofabitch bark and these two dogs are 100% stupid sonsofbitches.

I may have to have a talk with them soon. I sure hate to start a neighbor relationship that way though. He seems like a really nice guy.

for a copper. You know how they can be!

BKb

Captain
01-25-2017, 02:20 PM
They prolly saw the Hillary sign in your yard and went out and bought the loudest MOFO's they could find.
I would. :

johnboy
01-25-2017, 04:01 PM
GSD's are barky dogs. Good luck.

airbud7
01-25-2017, 06:21 PM
http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/cWEAAOSwNRdYBSfy/s-l300.jpg


MOFO's wont know what hit em!

Thumper
01-25-2017, 06:45 PM
I'd call the cops .... no wait! :stupid:

Arty
01-25-2017, 06:59 PM
My neighbor is a K9 officer. His dog (a Belgium something or other) lives in a big pen outside. You wouldn't EVER know he's there. We make a fair amount of noise out there in the summer time around the pool and the grill area.... he doesn't make a peep.

johnboy
01-25-2017, 07:21 PM
Belgian malinois. Used by lotsa police k9 units.

Trav
01-25-2017, 07:39 PM
Dogs who get no attention from their owners bark a lot. The people that live behind me one house over have 2 outside dogs that bark non stop. Even though Grendel is a house dog I spend a lot of time outside playing with her and those folks are never outside with those dogs.

BarryBobPosthole
01-25-2017, 07:41 PM
Same as the people catty corner from me. they have a big friendly mastiff and a boxer in their back yard. I think I've petted them more than they have.

BKB

johnboy
01-25-2017, 08:10 PM
Yup, you should play with your dog every day, even if it's just throwing a ball around for a few minutes. Most dogs lead pretty boring lives and a bored dog can be a bad dog (just like people).

airbud7
01-25-2017, 08:25 PM
Yup, you should play with your dog every day, even if it's just throwing a ball around for a few minutes. Most dogs lead pretty boring lives and a bored dog can be a bad dog (just like people).

Yep^


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BarryBobPosthole
01-25-2017, 08:39 PM
How about petting the pony every day? Does that count?

BKB

airbud7
01-25-2017, 08:52 PM
How about choke the chicken every day? Does that count?

Big Muddy
01-25-2017, 10:02 PM
Who is Chicken???....oh yeah, I forgot. ;)

BarryBobPosthole
01-25-2017, 10:11 PM
Chix

BKb

Thumper
01-26-2017, 07:49 AM
I spank my monkey. Does that count? ;)

Chicken Dinner
01-26-2017, 09:14 AM
At your service. (Sorry for the delay, I was in the bathroom.)



Who is Chicken???....oh yeah, I forgot. ;)

Thumper
01-26-2017, 06:21 PM
At your service. (Sorry for the delay, I was in the bathroom.)

Loping your mule?