Bout had my fill....

[Booger]

Of these goddamn commercials for atomic beam flashlights... or headlights.....or lanterns.... next they will have one you can shine up your own ass, on land, sea, or air. "Critical components MADE IN THE USA!!!" Whats that, the batteries? And, if you act now they will send you a second one free!....(just pay a seperate fee) if you have to pay a seperate fee it ain't FUCKIN FREE!!!! Sorry, feel a bit better now. Just flipped channels from Shaw Grigsby, landed on another channel with another of the same commercial, then another flip and won a threefer. Never had that happen before. Bout had my fill....

[Arty]

Sounds to me like it's time for you to buy one. How many hints you need???


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[airbud7]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CRuxw3WyGw

:biggrin-new:

[Booger]

In laws bought some. Said they were a joke. Don't know any more details about them. Just what the wife told me. As fed up with these commercials as I am I would not buy one at gunpoint.

[Thumper]

My buddy bought one as we always carry a flashlight with us at estate sales (for dark sheds, garage, etc). His puts out some great light, but it eats batteries faster than I can eat a KFC chicken leg! He's pretty fed up with it.

[BarryBobPosthole]

But are they tactical? An outdoorsman has to have a tactical one! What if he he needs tactics and he ain't got any?

BKB

[Chicken Dinner]

I can honestly say I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Booger]

I think having something labled "tactical" makes your dick bigger. Just a theory, but, I have a tactical carry holster for one of my pistols and it def made mine bigger. Ask Thumper....

[BarryBobPosthole]

Guaranteed that Thumper is googling 'tactical underwear' as we speak.

BKB

[Thumper]

Youse dufes are deplorable.

[airbud7]

hahahaha^

[BarryBobPosthole]

Here ya go Thump. Tactical banana hammock.

BKB

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[Thumper]

Do they make a "Super-Jumbo" size?

[BarryBobPosthole]

I just now got an email about a tactical flashlight 'so strong it can blind a bear'.

Its not often you get a chance to see Darwin at work so plainly.

BKB

[Captain]

So you gonna get one and try to blind me so maybe you can catch a fish next time??)

[Thumper]

I'm thinkin' he needs that light to shine into his dusty, cobweb filled wallet to locate that elusive $1 bill! ;)

[BarryBobPosthole]

Tee Dub really gave me the business one time for suggesting using a high power flashlight to shine down in the water to see if fish were holding on a structure. Called me a 'jack lighter'.

That's canadian for mofo I think.

BKB

[BarryBobPosthole]

I'm thinkin' he needs that light to shine into his dusty, cobweb filled wallet to locate that elusive $1 bill! ;)

Taking sides now! I see how ya are.

BKB

[Thumper]

He promised me half. ;)

[HunterEd]

Everything is Tactical MilSpec tough as a PO City bar girl! Reminds me of when they figured out how to put lemon scent in all the house hold products.

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