View Full Version : With friends like this....
Captain
02-03-2017, 03:18 PM
Been smelling something funky in the fridge at the SC house for a week.
Finally came across this little gift some of the deplorables that were here the first of December left me... I mean really why would anyone buy such stuff as this to start with and then leave it in the fridge? Had to be some yuppie!
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johnboy
02-03-2017, 03:34 PM
Had a buddy who left a 20lb pike in the trunk of his car for a week one fine, hot August. Now that was a smeller!:fish
Chicken Dinner
02-03-2017, 03:44 PM
There wasn't any celery in anything I cooked!
BarryBobPosthole
02-03-2017, 03:46 PM
I don't recall bringing celery.
But my money is on Hank bringing it for his overbuilt bloody marys. Another way to figure it out is who brought vodka? Didn't I see some Tito's?
BKB
Weren't me! I didn't eat a vegetable the whole trip!
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If I had made bloody's you fuckers would have been following me around like little puppy dogs. Weren't me!
BarryBobPosthole
02-03-2017, 04:05 PM
Its down to Artie. He probably thought stuffing a celery stalk down his spandex drawers would impress somebody.
BKB
Takes more than a celery stick to impress you.
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Actually - wasn't it LEN that went shopping for oyster stew fixin's? Did that have celery in it???
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BarryBobPosthole
02-03-2017, 04:39 PM
I'm thinking you may be right.
Man that was some good stew. You easterner fellows know your seafood.
BKB
doh! Guilty :) Lord I apologize for that'n!
Captain
02-03-2017, 04:47 PM
It turned out to the the gift that kept on giving.
Chicken Dinner
02-03-2017, 05:26 PM
Man, that arster stew was worth it though!
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It was legit!
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Even if cappy did nearly lose a thumb shuckin' 'em!
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BarryBobPosthole
02-03-2017, 05:59 PM
The process for shucking oysters is not really too bright when you think about it.
There has to be a safer way to do it.
BKB
Captain
02-03-2017, 07:45 PM
The process for shucking oysters is not really too bright when you think about it.
There has to be a safer way to do it.
BKB
It helps to be drunk....
BarryBobPosthole
02-03-2017, 07:47 PM
Hahahaha I thought that was the whole point of it. Get drunk and try to stab yourself in the palm with a dull ass knife while holding the live animal you're about to eat in your hand.
Does that sound like something a sober person would do?
BKB
How else you gonna be able to ram so much bacteria in to an open wound?
Captain
02-03-2017, 09:26 PM
I tell ya, That oyster stew was off the hook Len throwed together.
I took the rabbit hunters to a good little Fish Camp in Jefferson SC last night. They had oyster stew on the menu so I ordered a cup. It was good but not as good as the one my momma use to make and the one Len made. He hit a homerun with it!
Chicken Dinner
02-03-2017, 09:29 PM
Len can be our camp bitch any time!
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Captain
02-03-2017, 09:37 PM
If he could learn to play some Waylon on that Gitfiddle....
If he could learn to play some Waylon on that Gitfiddle....
If only
Thumper
02-04-2017, 01:44 AM
It's always a plus having at least one sissy to do the cookin' at camp. Otherwise ya' end up livin' on bloney sammiches. (NOT that there's anything wrong with that) ;)
I wrote you effers a special country song.
airbud7
02-04-2017, 09:45 PM
I wrote you effers a special country song.
Do it have anything at all about momma, or trains, or trucks,
or prison or gettin' drunk?
Do it have anything at all about momma, or trains, or trucks,
or prison or gettin' drunk?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vAOVRkSCWmg#
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