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Buckrub
01-05-2013, 02:44 PM
Just wanted to let you know - today I received my Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack from the White House.

It contained a parachute, an ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker, a ‘Bush’s Fault’ poster, a ‘Blame Boehner’ poster, a ‘Tax the Rich’ poster, an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps, a prayer rug, a free Koran, instructions on how to correctly bow to our Chinese overlords, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren and a machine to blow smoke up my rear. All directions were in Spanish.

Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.

HideHunter
01-05-2013, 03:06 PM
rotflmao... good un.

LJ3
01-05-2013, 04:42 PM
That right there is pretty damn funny :)

hotshot
01-07-2013, 10:10 PM
George Carlin once said there are no jokes- only truths that we can laugh at............
something like that at least- I don't have my GC quote book handy. There is a lot of potential truth in that joke though.