Meme of the week contest!

[LJ3]

So last weeks winner in the fishing meme contest was Jimmy with this beauty. Combining a serial rapist with a peorative reference to fisherman is really too hard to ignore. So he wins on creating an awkward moment, alone.

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This weeks contest will be about baseball. Either pro or con. I expect Jimmy to bring his A Game here so you baseballheads will really have to step it up!

[BarryBobPosthole]

That is NOT a fishing meme.

I quit.

This used to be a family.

BKB

[quercus alba]

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[Thumper]

That is NOT a fishing meme. I quit. This used to be a family. BKB

Ya' little baby ... you've never fished a day where there were clouds in the sky (and looking down on YOU?) ;)

[BarryBobPosthole]

Clouds don't think, much less talk.
If they did they'd look down on you and say 'Wow,what a huge melon'

BKB

[Thumper]

Melon?? How'd you know what I nicknamed my willie? :confused:

[Thumper]

https://www.askideas.com/media/40/Just-A-Bit-Inside-Funny-Baseball-Meme-Image.jpg

[Thumper]

And my personal favorite (although I KNOW it won't be a winner with you knuckleheads) ........... it's from the heart. :poke


http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201602_2336_bdgga_sm.jpg

[BarryBobPosthole]

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[HideHunter]

Well shit.. just put me down for Jimmy's from last week. Ain't got nothing to do with baseball either.. sure winner.

[quercus alba]

I'm with Posthole, I call foul.

[Chicken Dinner]

What, what?


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[airbud7]

http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/baseball-world-series-fielding-fail-doesnt-react-to-ball-no-reaction-14231837600.gif?id=

[LJ3]

Dear Whiners,

Here's the deal. My contest, my rules. I award the trophy. Go off topic but still make me laugh, you may still have a shot.

Also, trophies are mailed out every other presidential election cycle or after BBP kills his neighbors bradford pear tree. Whichever comes first.

[BarryBobPosthole]

That's supposed to be a secret numbnuts. How can it be an assassination if everyone knows about it before hand.

BKB

[Thumper]

And THIS was the size of Barry's biggest fish!
(so he owe's Captain a dollar)


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[Captain]

Hell yes!!!!
Rachel will swear to it...

[BarryBobPosthole]

No matter the size, it was still bigger than Seargent Pickle's and I have the photo to prove it.
No contest.
BKB

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[Thumper]

Photoshop!

[Captain]

Wrong old walleye whistle man...
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This one could eat your fish....

[Thumper]

You HAVE to admit Cappys arms are MUCH shorter! BTW, he emailed me the original pics ... BEFORE Photoshop. I think someone in Okieland should be mailing that dollar pretty soon.


Barry's ...


http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7195/6981157963_75bff86d4a_b.jpg


And Cappy's original photo ...


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[BarryBobPosthole]

Jim, you do realize what we are all in for when you encourage him like that don't you?

BKB

[Captain]

My arms are bent in the photo of my winning fish. Your arms are straight out trying to make that minner you caught look big.

[LJ3]

I'm just sittin' here waiting. Once you fuckers realize you caught the same damn fish Jimmy will owe me $2.

[Thumper]

I'm just sittin' here waiting. Once you fuckers realize you caught the same damn fish Jimmy will owe me $2.

WAIT!!! Why would I owe you? I don't even HAVE a fish in this fight. In fact, I don't even have $2.00!! :crybaby

[Captain]

Thumper I'll pay half your two dollars if I can get my dollar from Posty.

[Thumper]

But, but ... I'd STILL be out a dollar! :huh

[quercus alba]

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[LJ3]

QA, while I do admire your entry here and I actually laughed out loud, I may be far more objective in judging this weeks winner given the amount of whining I had to endure this week.

[Captain]

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[quercus alba]

Len, I've got another one at the top to accommodate the whiners

[airbud7]

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[Chicken Dinner]

Not baseball, but given the fishing shenanigans I think it deserves consideration. (Romo will be released tomorrow if you haven't heard.)

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170308/63d5f77d916b5e138e62a63d0d406567.png


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[LJ3]

http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/baseball-world-series-fielding-fail-doesnt-react-to-ball-no-reaction-14231837600.gif?id=

I hope this is the Cards defense the whole season :)

[DeputyDog]

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[LJ3]

I'm about to make myself the winner.

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[Egghead]

I'm about to make myself the winner.

Foul!

[Big Muddy]

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[HunterEd]

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Hooked on Phonics

[Thumper]

You mean "foniks"? ;)

[BarryBobPosthole]

I think by fifth grade I'd already learned to pin the vocab words to the bulletin board. Right by the pencil sharpener.

BKB

[Thumper]

Back in the good old days of mini-skirts, I'd wear those pencil sharpeners out! If there was a hottie with a short skirt at one of the front row desks, my pencil leads wouldn't hold up worth a darn! ;)

[DeputyDog]

, my pencil leads wouldn't hold up worth a darn! ;)

From what you say about popping the little blue pills, it sounds like they still don't. ;)


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[Thumper]

As soon as I wrote that, I wondered who the first dufe would be to come back with that? ;)

[airbud7]

Bam...haha^

[BarryBobPosthole]

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[LJ3]

That image makes me feel anxious. I don't like chihuahuas and think they should be eradicated.

[BarryBobPosthole]

The orange nose is funny as hell.

BKb

[Thumper]

That image makes me feel anxious. I don't like chihuahuas and think they should be eradicated.

I call those things "ankle biters".