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Chicken Dinner
03-17-2017, 08:57 AM
It's actually one of my wife and kids' least favorite days as I've got my corned beef brisket simmering away in the crockpot and they are not big fans. At any rate, a little Irish humor:

In the countryside around Dublin, a tourist leaves a pub into the gray blustery drizzle common to the country.

As he resumed his sightseeing of the quaint locale, he watched the water splashing as his boots navigated the old cobblestone road. He looked up to see a venerable old man, sitting on a crate in front of a pool of water that formed at the side of the road.

His coat, old and tattered, collar popped up, an old wool cap, soaking wet and pulled down across his brow, barely keeping the rain from his gray eyebrows.

The man held a stick with a string tied at the end, and he appeared to be fishing in what was nothing more than a muddy rain wheel rut.

The sight struck the visitor, and he could hardly keep back the emotions of seeing this poor old man, neglected, disheveled, and suffering the confusion of age sitting there in the rain, probably reliving memories of his younger days.

The tourist approached him and helped him to his feet, and casually invited the gentlemen back to the pub, where he offered to buy him a drink, and a chance to get out of the cold for a while.

"Whiskey," the old man said, gruffly and grizzled. "Two," said the tourist, "I'll drink with you."

Enjoying the libation and the warmth of the bar, the visitor struck a conversation with the old man, hoping to hear stories of better days. He cautiously inquired, "It's kind of a rough day for fishing sir. Have you had any luck?"

The haggard fellow peered from under his cap, "A wee bit. You're me sixth one today, lad."

Chicken Dinner
03-17-2017, 09:04 AM
And another:

Two men were sitting next to each other at the Murphy’s Pub in London.

After awhile, one bloke looks at the other and says ” I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland?”.

The other bloke responds proudly, “Yes, that I am!”

The first one say, “So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?”

The other bloke answers, “I’m from Dublin, I am.”

The first one responds, “So am I!”

“Mother Mary and begora. And what street did you live on in Dublin?”

The other bloke says, “A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.”

The first one says, “Faith and its a small world. So did I! So did I! And to what school would you have been going?”

The other bloke answers, “Well now, I went to St. Mary’s, of course.”

The first one gets really excited and says, “And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?”

The other bloke answers, “Well, now, let’s see. I graduated 1964.”

The first one exclaims, “The good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck and winding up

in the same place tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary’s n 1964 my own self!”



About this time, Vicky walks up to the bar, sits down and orders a drink.


Brian, the barman, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, “It’s going to be a long night tonight.”

Vicky asks, “Why do you say that, Brian?”


“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”