If we had a fish forum...

[Captain]

I'd tell y'all about spanking crappie ass Monday... We caught about 60 between three of us.
Had some bad storms come through last night and had a ton of rain. Went back today and they had seriously slowed down. Wind was blowing 15 MPH steady and would gust to 40 MPH! It was a hard day on the water but still better than working... ;)
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[Thumper]

Pretty sneaky ... there's no way to know if that pic is posted sideways or not. :D

[Egghead]

Slabs!

[LJ3]

id cook and eat them if someone cleaned 'em!

[Thumper]

I'd eat 'em if someone caught 'em, cleaned 'em and cooked 'em! ;)

[Big Muddy]

Well done, Cap....I'll be wading the shallows in Chicot, tomorrow afternoon.

[BarryBobPosthole]

I'd clean 'em, cook 'em, amd eat 'em you lazy bastards! I'd even make the corn dodgers to go with them.

BKB

[quercus alba]

And fish gravy and homemade tartar sauce

[BarryBobPosthole]

Fish gravy sounds interesting. Splain yourself.

BKB

[quercus alba]

Drain all but about a tablespoon of your fish grease out of the pan. Add about a quarter cup of corn meal to the grease and stir it around for a minute or so. Combine ketchup, water and hot sauce in a cup and slowly stir it into the corn meal until you get a consistency barely too thin to eat with a fork. The water to ketchup ratio should be according to taste as should be the hot sauce. I spoon it out on the side and drag both fish and taters thru it. Corn dodgers too if I have them

[BarryBobPosthole]

Dayum. That sounds pretty good. Well, except for the ketchup part.

I'm gonna print that and try it.

Thanks!
BKB

[quercus alba]

Don't have to be ketchup, you could use sweet and sour sauce, soy sauce, worchester sauce or what ever flavor you fancy

[Big Skyz]

Nice fish!

[LJ3]

I'd clean 'em, cook 'em, amd eat 'em you lazy bastards! I'd even make the corn dodgers to go with them.

BKB

Hopefully you won't cook them like you do red meat on a grill :)

[BarryBobPosthole]

Hopefully you won't cook them like you do red meat on a grill :)

Bite me!

BkB

[HideHunter]

Nicely done..

[Trav]

Hopefully you won't cook them like you do red meat on a grill :). It may start out red but when Bruton's on the grill they don't end up that way.

[Captain]

I'd clean 'em, cook 'em, amd eat 'em you lazy bastards! I'd even make the corn dodgers to go with them.

BKB
Hahahahahaha I noticed Posty didn't say he would catch em' I guess he KNOWS his limitations.
Where's my dollar!

[Big Muddy]

What the h3ll is a corn dodger???....must be a yankee term for hushpuppy. ;)

[Captain]

I figured that too Muddy. Never hear of them but figured that was some local term for hush puppies

[quercus alba]

Definition of corn dodger

chiefly Southern US and Midland US

: a cake of corn bread that is fried, baked, or boiled (Hushpuppy or hot water cornbread both qualify)

haven't you ever watched True Grit? Rooster Cogburn kept a supply of them

[BarryBobPosthole]

They're both too high falutin' to speak ordinary language, QA.

BKB

[airbud7]

haven't you ever watched True Grit? Rooster Cogburn kept a supply of them


is that what Rooster was throwing up in the air and shooting when he was drunk?,,,

[Thumper]

Never heard the term "corn dodger" ... it's always been "hush puppies" to me.

[Captain]

Me too. Never heard that term.

[quercus alba]

east coasters are about half yankee, posthole.

[Thumper]

I wonder if youse renegade rednecks are referring to cornpone?

[DeputyDog]

I'd never heard corn dodger either, just hush puppies.


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[Captain]

east coasters are about half yankee, posthole.

I'll be dammed. That's fighting talk...
We've started wars for less than that.

[Trav]

I'll be dammed. That's fighting talk...
We've started wars for less than that..

Yep and you lost those wars.

[quercus alba]

you're in good company cappy, Bucky's about half yankee too

[Big Muddy]

I wonder if youse renegade rednecks are referring to cornpone?

Nah, they confusing it with poontang. ;)

[Thumper]

Confusing cornpone with poontang? Wow, that would be a major fuck-up! (pun intended) ;)

[Captain]

How does a thread go from catching fish to poontang?
Focus you dufes....

[Thumper]

What??? We've stayed on subject! I mean, there IS a direct correlation between poontang and fish, correct? (think about it) :thumbsup

[BarryBobPosthole]

What??? We've stayed on subject! I mean, there IS a direct correlation between poontang and fish, correct? (think about it) :thumbsup

If you mean there's a similar proportion of fishing time vs catching time to other acts, I'm in agreement.

BKB

[Thumper]

I think your noticer skills need a bit of work. ;)

[BarryBobPosthole]

My noticer skills are fine. I'm just not going to that place with you. You're on your own, kemosabe!

BKb

[Thumper]

:biggrin

[LJ3]

My noticer skills are fine. I'm just not going to that place with you. You're on your own, kemosabe!

BKb

It would be awkward if you both went there at the same time. Plus with Jimmie's melon there wouldn't be much room left for you.

Excuse me, I have to go take a shower now.

[Thumper]

Excuse me, I have to go take a shower now.

Be gentle cleanin' around that 'roid. :hair