PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE be overbooked!!!

[Thumper]

Lynn and I are going to be taking a little getaway for a couple weeks next month and we left plenty of room for travel time, so ... our schedule is flexible. We're already booked on Delta.

I guess to prevent running into a United type of nightmare, they changed their policy this week. If you get bumped from a flight, the GATE AGENT is authorized to offer you as much as $2000 in compensation. If you're still pissed off, he can call a manager ... who is authorized to offer you as much as $10,000!!!

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE bump me! I'll be one radical pissed off mf'er at the gate! I'll be smiling on the inside, but won't smile on the outside until you call a manager and we have a "heated" discussion!! ;)


http://www.today.com/video/delta-offering-nearly-10-000-to-passengers-bumped-from-flights-921941059527

[quercus alba]

He'd just tase you , stick a $20 in your pocket and have you hauled off to jail and put in a cell with Rollo the gay maddog rapist

[Thumper]

Actually, that's about how my luck runs. :(

[BarryBobPosthole]

They'd likely burn the clutch out on the winch and drop you.

BKB

[Hombre]

He'd just tase you , stick a $20 in your pocket and have you hauled off to jail and put in a cell with Rollo the gay maddog rapist

You put the setting of that in Thailand and its the dream Thump had last night.