A really odd week!

[Thumper]

I have an estate sale today and another tomorrow. Both are actually scheduled for this coming weekend, but the company owners (two totally different companies) contacted me and asked if I'd like to stop by to preview and/or make any purchases I might want to make before the official sale. Well, duh! I'm on it! I have other sales on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Wow, looks like a busy week for me. I'll be trying to find some $100 oyster knives for a few suckers .... er, I mean FRIENDS I know. ;)

Later dufes!

[Captain]

What do you do with all the case pocketknives you see?
I think you should buy them all for a quarter and I'll pay you 50 cent each. :D