Big Muddy
05-08-2017, 08:54 AM
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After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how was da treep?
Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da damma train ride down"
"Whata you mean Luigi? asked Giovanni.
"Well we boarda da train at Grana Central Station.
My beautiful Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food. She brough ta da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and open upa da lunch basket.
le Conductore, he comma aby waga his finger at us anda say, ' no eata indisa car. Musta use a Dining car.'
So me and my beautiful Virgina, we go to da Dining car. eat a biga lunch and starta ta open da bottle of a nice a vino!
le Conductore, he walka by again, waga his finger and he say, 'No drinka in disa car! Musta use de Cluba car.'
So,....we go to de Cluba car.
While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar. le Conductore, he waga his finger AGAIN and he say, 'No smokina disa car. Musta go to a Smokina car.'
SOoo we go to de Smokina car and I smoka my biga cigar.
Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to de Sleeper car anda go to bed.
We just about to go Boombada Boombada and tde Conductore , he walka through da hallway shouting at atop of his voice..
Nofolka Virginia ! Nofolka Virginia!!
After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how was da treep?
Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da damma train ride down"
"Whata you mean Luigi? asked Giovanni.
"Well we boarda da train at Grana Central Station.
My beautiful Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food. She brough ta da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and open upa da lunch basket.
le Conductore, he comma aby waga his finger at us anda say, ' no eata indisa car. Musta use a Dining car.'
So me and my beautiful Virgina, we go to da Dining car. eat a biga lunch and starta ta open da bottle of a nice a vino!
le Conductore, he walka by again, waga his finger and he say, 'No drinka in disa car! Musta use de Cluba car.'
So,....we go to de Cluba car.
While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar. le Conductore, he waga his finger AGAIN and he say, 'No smokina disa car. Musta go to a Smokina car.'
SOoo we go to de Smokina car and I smoka my biga cigar.
Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to de Sleeper car anda go to bed.
We just about to go Boombada Boombada and tde Conductore , he walka through da hallway shouting at atop of his voice..
Nofolka Virginia ! Nofolka Virginia!!