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Big Muddy
05-13-2017, 05:03 PM
Darrel Whitaker, from Glenwood Springs in Colorado, claims a Sasquatch attacked him and attempted to rape him while he was walking in the woods.

The 57-year old man was walking to his hunting cabin on Sunday, to see if it had suffered any damage during the winter.

All of a sudden, a large “gorilla-like” creature dropped from a tree in front of him punched him in the face.

“It was at least 8-foot tall and it’s punches hurt like hell! I was knocked right out at the first blow!”

While Mr. Whitaker was trying to recover from the attack, the large humanoid creature began to tear his clothes while letting out some terrifying howls.

“When I regained consciousness, he had already torn my pants and was tearing through my underwear. I stabbed him in the shoulder with my hunting knife, and that made him run away.”

Mr. Whitaker immediately reported the attack to both the Glenwood Springs Police Department (GSPD) and the Colorado Parks and Wildlife agency, and a joint investigation has been launched.

Investigators found some extremely large footprints on the site, which they believe are those of the aggressor.

Darrel Whitaker is convinced that the creature who attacked him was a Sasquatch, but the GSPD investigators say it’s more probable that the attacker is simply a particularly large and hairy man.

They are currently interrogating nearby residents to see if anyone noticed an individual corresponding to the description of the suspect.

According to the victim, the attacker measure around 8-foot tall and is extremely hairy. He has brown hair, dark brown eyes and extremely large feet.

If you possess any information concerning the suspect, please contact the Glenwood Springs Police Department or the Colorado Parks and Wildlife agency.

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Captain
05-13-2017, 05:52 PM
So what happened to the knife he stabbed him with. DNA?
Just another myth.

Big Muddy
05-13-2017, 06:00 PM
Yep, it always is a myth.....but the "sexual assault" part, ripping off his underwear, and howling is hilarious....he mighta got dueling banjoed, while he was knocked out. ;)

jb
05-13-2017, 06:06 PM
Looks like Thumps footprint, just where is he ??

airbud7
05-13-2017, 06:57 PM
Looks like Thumps footprint, just where is he ??

In Colorado^....Oh wait!/ you think it could be thumper?...Could thumper really rip off some hunters underwear, and start howling?

BarryBobPosthole
05-13-2017, 08:03 PM
Everyone knows Bigfoots are Okies.
BKB

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