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jb
06-25-2017, 06:20 PM
You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was putunder 72-hour psychiatric observation
when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The
house also featured a secret escape tunnel.

By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable."

In Michigan, he'd be called "The last white guy still living in Detroit."

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that
he had a corresponding quantity of stored food."

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend.

In Montana and South Dakota, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky and South Carolina he would be called "a deer hunting buddy."

And, in TEXAS, he'd just be "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo."

Chicken Dinner
06-25-2017, 06:23 PM
+1


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airbud7
06-25-2017, 06:28 PM
hahaha^...true!.....glad I'm from the deep south.
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Trav
06-25-2017, 06:38 PM
I like this this, I consider myself a novice but I am working on it. Everyone in my family thinks I am nuts.

BarryBobPosthole
06-25-2017, 06:52 PM
I like this this, I consider myself a novice but I am working on it. Everyone in my family thinks I am nuts.

Not to mention the 99 other reasons.

BKB

Trav
06-25-2017, 07:00 PM
Not to mention the 99 other reasons.

BKB

True genius is never really appreciated until alter he is gone, only then will my true greatness be acknowledged.

Thumper
06-25-2017, 09:06 PM
I remember years ago, my brother was here visiting from Northern California. He took a look at my gun collection and asked, "Why do you need all those guns?"

I told him I don't "NEED" them .... I simply "WANT" them!

He then shook his head and informed me I'm nuts. ;)

Big Skyz
06-25-2017, 10:48 PM
Good one JB!