Dang!

[Thumper]

This place is as dead as Mudward's pecker!

[quercus alba]

I don't really want to know how you reached that conclusion

[airbud7]

blame it on politics!...Oh yeah...and Nascar sucks!....:D

[Thumper]

I don't really want to know how you reached that conclusion

His wife called me .... but I had to tell her I'm busy. :D

[Big Muddy]

His wife called me .... but I had to tell her I'm busy. :D

Ha, we've been needing a vacation, anyway, so send plane tickets.....her's for Fla. and mine for Alaska. ;)

[quercus alba]

you can tell Thumps getting old, his priorities are backwards

When I was young and in my prime,
I used to do it all the time.
But now I'm getting old and gray,
I only do it twice a day

[Thumper]

Only twice? Dang, you must be older'n me! ;)

[BarryBobPosthole]

Once a king, always a king.

But once a night is enough.

BKB

[airbud7]

My nookie days are over;
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal;
Is now my water spout.

It used to be embarrassing;
The way it would behave.
For every single morning;
It would stand and watch me shave.

As old age approaches;
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its withered head;
And watch me tie my shoes..............:banghead