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quercus alba
08-30-2017, 11:21 AM
I'm going to run and I expect all of you to support me. It's time we had some common sense thinking making some common sense laws.

First thing I'd do is appoint Posthole and Captain as my chief advisors. A little left and a little right to keep me fair and balanced.

I'm putting together a list of changes I'm going to implement, I'm open to common sense suggestions as of right now


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BarryBobPosthole
08-30-2017, 11:31 AM
Might I suggest a nomination for campaign manager?
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quercus alba
08-30-2017, 11:48 AM
Czars don't do nominations, we do edicts. I am open to suggestions however

airbud7
08-30-2017, 11:59 AM
You got my vote...

HideHunter
08-31-2017, 09:17 AM
Friend of mine has said for years.. "What this country needs is a benevolent dictator." .. Oh, and you have my vote.. If there's a position open for "Monitor of fish populations" I might be interested.. if there's not a lot of paperwork.

Thumper
08-31-2017, 09:49 AM
Friend of mine has said for years.. "What this country needs is a benevolent dictator." .. Oh, and you have my vote.. If there's a position open for "Monitor of fish populations" I might be interested.. if there's not a lot of paperwork.

No paperwork to speak of .... you'd file all reports on your gov't issued iPad .... directed through Hillary's "secure" server of course.

Captain
08-31-2017, 03:06 PM
I humbly accept my position as conservative advisor. Together we could get things done, cause Posthole can't remember what position he takes from day to day....

quercus alba
08-31-2017, 03:50 PM
I suppose I'd better hire Thump as campaign manager. Everybody he doesn't know, he's serviced their car and their wife. He'd have a high recognition factor anyway

LJ3
08-31-2017, 04:14 PM
That right there is FUNNY!

Thumper
08-31-2017, 04:25 PM
I know some dufes who need to grab a coupl'a tall stools.


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