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Captain
08-31-2017, 07:35 PM
If your wife ask you to stop by Lowes, Home Depo, etc and get some fancy bulb for a light in the house DON'T do it! It's a trap!
There is a billion light bulbs, small base, large base, clear, glazed, bright, soft white, clear, some that have a little funky end like a candle flame, regular and LED, and each and everyone is available in different wattage.
It is a total set up for failure. You will NOT get the right lightbulb even if you make several trips. It's a conspiracy I tell you!
Only wimmins can buy decorative light bulbs. Men are not qualified.
This has been a public service announcement

Thumper
08-31-2017, 07:39 PM
Yep, cookin' and lightbulb changin' is wimmin's work. ;)

BarryBobPosthole
08-31-2017, 07:42 PM
That'sright. All you do is cut it on and cut it off.

BKB

Thumper
08-31-2017, 08:16 PM
Ha ha ha ha! You never miss a chance for a good dig, do you? :poke

Captain
08-31-2017, 08:36 PM
That'sright. All you do is cut it on and cut it off.

BKB
That's what he use to do to wimmins. Now a days it's just the turn off part.

BarryBobPosthole
08-31-2017, 08:48 PM
Ha ha ha ha! You never miss a chance for a good dig, do you? :poke

Not when its a hanging curve right over the plate.

BKB

Arty
08-31-2017, 09:10 PM
the bulb section at Home Depot and or lowes is definitely a mind blower.
But I've figured it out before.
You gotta learn to ask for SPECIFICS.

quercus alba
08-31-2017, 09:13 PM
have her find it online and text the link to you,

Arty
08-31-2017, 09:59 PM
have her find it online and text the link to you,

Good idea. OR, have her find the directions online and DRIVE HER HAPPY ASS THERE HERSELF! :)

BarryBobPosthole
08-31-2017, 10:02 PM
I do love a happy ass.

BKB

Arty
08-31-2017, 10:13 PM
I do love a happy ass.

BKB
There's one in every crowd....

Penguin
09-01-2017, 07:57 AM
have her find it online and text the link to you,

Admiral Ackbar would approve. :)

Will

Thumper
09-01-2017, 09:09 AM
Admiral Ackbar would approve. Will


Ha ha ha ha!

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