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quercus alba
09-20-2017, 08:39 AM
Yesterday my wife and I had to go to Texarkana which is a city of 75,000 surrounded by interstate on every side. Apparently I 30 and I 49 is the hub of all traffic in the south. I'm light sensitive and stick to state highways in the dark. There is approximately 97,000,000,003 reflectors on the 30 mile stretch of interstate we traveled not to mention 900 thousand signs and the entire population of India headed somewhere. It was like being trapped inside a giant disco ball. I was totally and completely disoriented. Fortunately I had the forethought to let my wife drive.

Which brings me to this point: to me, hell on earth would be driving a loaded log truck on the interstate at night. I'd rather live in a van down by the river

How about you? What job would be your personal hell?

Thumper
09-20-2017, 08:51 AM
Proctologist

HideHunter
09-20-2017, 08:58 AM
a job...

Big Muddy
09-20-2017, 09:13 AM
Elephant constipation specialist would prolly not be on my favorites list. ;)

9370

Thumper
09-20-2017, 09:18 AM
That's called having your head up 'your' ass! I assume he has a flashlight in there with him. ;)

Chicken Dinner
09-20-2017, 09:24 AM
Acting CFO...


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Arty
09-20-2017, 11:41 AM
Acting CFO...


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Lololol

Arty
09-20-2017, 11:41 AM
Binocular finder

BarryBobPosthole
09-20-2017, 12:14 PM
Any job where Iwould have a boss. Or underlings. Or objectives. Or where any asshole mba used the adage 'Publish or perish'. Or any place that had mbas, both asshole and non-asshole.

BKB

Chicken Dinner
09-20-2017, 12:59 PM
Any job where Iwould have a boss. Or underlings. Or objectives. Or where any asshole mba used the adage 'Publish or perish'. Or any place that had mbas, both asshole and non-asshole.

BKB

You forgot lawyers...


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Captain
09-20-2017, 08:10 PM
Binocular finder

You mean binocular hunter.....
and someone sent me to a place where none were to be found....

BarryBobPosthole
09-20-2017, 08:16 PM
You ain't very good at either.
BKB

Captain
09-20-2017, 08:58 PM
There actually HAS to be some binoculars in order to find them....

BarryBobPosthole
09-20-2017, 09:12 PM
In the time it took you to get over there somebody could've runnoft with them.

BKB

Captain
09-21-2017, 08:47 AM
Yea, someone from Oklahoma!

LJ3
09-21-2017, 10:40 AM
Project Manager - ask me what my job has morphed in to? Go ahead. ask me.

nevermind. don't ask me.