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Big Muddy
10-10-2017, 05:06 PM
"""A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high mountain, about to jump off. An old homeless guy who was wandering by stopped and said, "Look, since you'll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a quickie before you go?"

She screamed, "NO! Bug off you filthy old bastard!"

He shrugged and turned away saying, "Okay then, I'll just go and wait at the bottom."""


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Arty
10-10-2017, 08:16 PM
Roadkill Rule... If it’s still warm, it’s good to eat.
Learned that from my daddy... Oh, and Len!