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BarryBobPosthole
11-08-2017, 04:56 PM
Central Methodist University for some reason thinks I am an alumnus. Alumni? I’ve told them a couple times. Now they’ve offered to put my name on a brick on the walkway to their science building. For $100 anyway.
I’ve always liked science.

BKB

quercus alba
11-08-2017, 05:26 PM
I thought you come from Babbletist stock, you'll have the old folks turning over in their graves

LJ3
11-09-2017, 10:28 AM
Methodists are godless heathens. Just ask my Catholic relatives.

BarryBobPosthole
11-09-2017, 10:50 AM
I dated a methodist once. She loved the submarine races.

BKb

Chicken Dinner
11-09-2017, 11:19 AM
I’m a Methodist from Delaware. I️ think that makes me about as white bread and mayo as is humanly possible.


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Arty
11-09-2017, 10:20 PM
Send that $100 to Trump and he will put your name on 4 bricks... in the WALL!!!

Captain
11-09-2017, 10:36 PM
The Mexicans will pay you back!

Arty
11-09-2017, 10:38 PM
The Mexicans will pay you back!

Which counts as a double tax deduction!

Captain
11-09-2017, 11:01 PM
And then you can pay your fishing depts....

Thumper
11-10-2017, 12:20 AM
And then you can pay your fishing depts....

So, where persactly ARE the fishing departments anyway? 😄

Captain
11-10-2017, 07:09 AM
Debts. Guess I didn’t notice the autocorrect.

Thumper
11-10-2017, 09:53 AM
Knew that. I just can’t pass up a chance to make a smart-assed comment. ;)