Hidehunter!

[BarryBobPosthole]

I’m hoping you got one of these! You were the first person I thought of when I saw the story.
A perfect thing to take along on your coon hunts. It’d be like shore lunch, only on land!

BKB


http://money.cnn.com/2018/02/01/technology/flamethrower-elon-musk-boring-company-sold-out/index.html

[BarryBobPosthole]

Yes, Thumper I know the shore is land too, but you get my meaning.

BKb

[Thumper]

I wouldn't really call that a flame thrower ... closer to a torch I would say. It'd be great for lighting campfires, a charcoal starter, or burning webworm nests out'ta your pecan trees. ;)

[BarryBobPosthole]

And roasting coons!

BKB

[HideHunter]

lol... that would bring them out of their holes.. ;)

[Bwana]

Though it looks a lot cooler, it doesn't seem to throw a flame any further than a Big Burtha ditch burner.

[BarryBobPosthole]

We don’t have a need for equipment for burning ditches here. We just have a lot of idiot smokers who throw their live butts out the car window. I saw three different women do that on the highway on a short road trip I made Wednesday. And we’re under a red flag warning.

BKb

[Bwana]

BBP - proof that one can never underestimate the stupidity of the average person.

[BarryBobPosthole]

Amen!^^^^

[Thumper]

BBP - proof that one can never underestimate the stupidity of the average person.

Ouch! If the AVERAGE person is that stupid, we're in a world of hurt! :hair

[BarryBobPosthole]

Its a good thing we have really smart people here to offset the average!

BKB

[Thumper]

Which actually raises the average ... which in turn, makes the previously average person even dumber! :D