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BarryBobPosthole
02-14-2018, 11:53 AM
If your birthday is Feb 13, do you get laid on both your birthday and Valentines Day?

Asking for a friend.

BKB
Big Muddy
02-14-2018, 12:08 PM
As old as most of the GH'ers are around this place, getting laid on the 13th and 14th would prolly result in getting buried on the 15th. ;)
BarryBobPosthole
02-14-2018, 12:56 PM
lol!

BKB
Thumper
02-14-2018, 01:53 PM
Dang Muddy! It’d be my luck our anniversary would be on the 15th. Would it be ok if I got laid on the 13th thru the 15th, and wait to croak on the 16th? ;)
airbud7
02-14-2018, 02:08 PM
I tried to get some this morning and she said Grrrr ...so I said fuck it/ I don't won't any eather...(or is it neather?)....eather way

grumpy old woman I tell ya!

Edit: glad I didn't take some viagra/...we might be old but we got the best years a man could ever live in...god help the kids/ Lol
Big Muddy
02-14-2018, 03:59 PM
Dang Muddy! It’d be my luck our anniversary would be on the 15th. Would it be ok if I got laid on the 13th thru the 15th, and wait to croak on the 16th? ;)

HA, to help you out, I'll send ya some blue pills, a card of congratulations, and some flowers(for the funeral). ;)
BarryBobPosthole
02-14-2018, 04:11 PM
Would the mortician charge extra for the big smile on his face?

BKb
Trav
02-14-2018, 06:34 PM
Dang Muddy! It’d be my luck our anniversary would be on the 15th. Would it be ok if I got laid on the 13th thru the 15th, and wait to croak on the 16th? ;)

I suspect you will be fine as you are undoubtedly the catcher, now if the other dude is as old as you I am sure we will see his obituary shortly.
Thumper
02-14-2018, 07:25 PM
I believe SOMEBODY here needs to go find their tall stool.
Hombre
02-14-2018, 09:37 PM
So the fella needs to get on a stool to pitch? Are you that tall?
Thumper
02-14-2018, 10:06 PM
Actually, I AM tall. That’s why you’re gonna need that stool ... but I won’t be catchin’. ;)
DeputyDog
02-15-2018, 02:10 PM
I can definitely provide an answer to that question.

I am just now able to respond because I've been a little busy the past couple of days. :biggrin
Thumper
02-15-2018, 03:07 PM
Well???
Thumper
02-15-2018, 03:14 PM
My sister and BIL's anniversary was on the 13th. The day after Valentine's Day, she questioned him and asked if he's forgotten anything. He drew a total blank! When she informed him she didn't get flowers ... or at minimum, a card for either their anniversary OR Valentine's Day, he immediately went into damage control mode. They're leaving on a cruise on the 25th and he said he thought that would be her gift to cover BOTH days. It didn't fly. I talked to him yesterday and he said he didn't even get a blow job. ;)