Ha ha ha! Sorry, it's REALLY hard not to laugh ....

[Thumper]

... but this is kind'a "cold"!

I was perusing the local, upcoming estate sales for this weekend and ran across one that caught my eye. It's farther than I'm willing to travel (60 miles) ... and it's not my kind of stuff anyway. BUT ... I couldn't help noticing the title to the listing. I'm not sure if ol' Ted was a bit of an asshole and they're saying "good riddance" ... or if the family just has a slightly sick sense of humor. Anyway, what'cha think? Talk about short and to the point! ;)


https://www.estatesales.net/FL/Fruitland-Park/34731/1815117?utm_source=verizon.net&utm_medium=email&utm_term=33809&utm_content=Lakeland-Winter-Haven-FL&utm_campaign=2018-03-12-2DaysBefore

[Hombre]

Maybe he's related to this guy (Actual Obit from Texas)

“Leslie Ray ‘Popeye’ Charping was born in Galveston on November 20, 1942 and passed away January 30, 2017, which was 29 years longer than expected and much longer than he deserved.”

“At a young age, Leslie quickly became a model example of bad parenting combined with mental illness and a complete commitment to drinking, drugs, womanizing and being generally offensive. Leslie enlisted to serve in the Navy, but not so much in a brave & patriotic way but more as part of a plea deal to escape sentencing on criminal charges.”

“Leslie’s hobbies included being abusive to his family, expediting trips to heaven for the beloved family pets and fishing, which he was less skilled with than the previously mentioned. Leslie’s life served no other obvious purpose, he did not contribute to society or serve his community and he possessed no redeeming qualities besides quick whited [sic] sarcasm which was amusing during his sober days.”
“With Leslie’s passing he will be missed only for what he never did; being a loving husband, father and good friend.”

“Leslie’s passing proves that evil does in fact die and hopefully marks a time of healing and safety for all.”