Boy...now HERE is a REAL threat!!!

[Buckrub]

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/kindergartner-suspended-over-bubble-gun-threat-174618051--abc-news-topstories.html

What has happened to the world? Did evolution somehow eradicate common sense?

[BarryBobPosthole]

This is likely the most accurate statement in the story.

"The Mount Carmel Area School District told ABC News, “We are confident that much of the information supplied to the media may not be consistent with the facts… The Mount Carmel Area School District takes the well-being and safety of students and staff very seriously.”

[Buckrub]

Well, maybe. I have one of these, but it has a high capacity magazine. I didn't buy the tear-proof bubbles, though, so I bet I'm in trouble.