Has anyone ever cracked.....???

[Big Muddy]

Has anyone ever cracked their tailbone???.....we’re in Colorado, and went fishing, yesterday.....I plopped my azz down on a b-f-r before I realized it had a raised ridge down the center.....it really didn’t hurt that much, immediately, but I can hardly sit down, today.....sounds sorta wimpy, but my azz bone is really hurting.

[Thumper]

Yeppers, I “bruised” mine years ago and it was a pita ... (no pun intended). It was really hard to find a way to sit comfortably for quite a while. I feel for ya’ brother.

[Big Muddy]

Thump, I hate to bring up my pain-in-the-azz problem, again, but how long did it take for your azz bone to heal???.....I always heal pretty darn quick from injuries, cuts, and bruises, but this is day 5, and there's been very little improvement.....I'm taking one "Alleve", daily, which does relieve most of the pain, but I don't like taking much medication of any kind for something, which should be healing on it's own.
It prolly didn't help the healing process, either, from sitting in a cramped airline seat for 6 hours, yesterday, flying back from Colorado. :(

[Captain]

I’ve never cracked mine but have bruised up many wimmins’ in my time. :D

[Thumper]

I’ve never cracked mine but have bruised up many wimmins’ in my time. :D

That’s where we differ Cappy!

I make love to ‘em. ❤️

You beat ‘em up! 🤪

[Thumper]

Muddy, TBH, it was so long ago, I really don’t remember. One thing I DO remember though, is that it seemed to take forever!

Actually, I never went to a doctor, so I really don’t know if it was bruised or fractured, but it seems I suffered for at least 2-months or so. (And I was MUCH younger then) I have a feeling you’re just getting started.

[Big Muddy]

Well, sheeit !!!.....brings a whole new meaning for me to the phrase, "Oooo, my aching azz!!!".....guess I'll hafta start doubling up on the Alleve.

[Thumper]

Hmmmm, I just consulted my good buddy Google. It appears you better get used to it hurting for a while! Ouch! 😳

“A tailbone injury can be very painful and slow to heal. Healing time for an injured tailbone depends on the severity of the injury. If you have a fracture, healing can take between 8 to 12 weeks. If your tailbone injury is a bruise, healing takes about 4 weeks.”

[BarryBobPosthole]

In case you ain’t been keeping up with current events, you Deplorables are supposed to be hating google as of today.

BKB

[LJ3]

I've hated them for years. Does that make me a pioneer?

[BarryBobPosthole]

No, it just makes you a curmudgeon.

BKb

[LJ3]

Get off my lawn, fuckstick!

And Mudward, I fractured/bruised my tailbone when I was young and it hurt like a bitch for something around 6 weeks. I hope yours ain't as bad. Have you tried washing it? BBP said you prolly should. I'm just repeating what he said.

[Big Muddy]

Can you wash a coccyx???.....just wondering. ;););)

[Thumper]

Can you wash a coccyx???.....just wondering. ;););)

Sure ... use Seafoam. ;)

[BarryBobPosthole]

Heh heh he said coccyx.

BkB

[Big Muddy]

I didn't figure Thump would know what the h3ll a coccyx was, so I just called it a tail bone.....evidently, he knows how to wash one, however, 'cause Seafoam will cure just 'bout anything, ya know. ;););).....

[Thumper]

Not much I don't know ... I'm just a wealth of knowledge. ;)

[BarryBobPosthole]

A veritable pile of it.

BKb

[Chicken Dinner]

Rub some dirt on it


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