Hey thump

[Arty]

Did the septic tank guy finish clearing out all the KFC and octopus antennae out of your pipes? You ain’t having to poop in a bucket are ya’?

[Captain]

Bucket?
Surely you meant BUCKETS!
We are taking about Thumper here.

[Thumper]

Bof'a youse can bite me. Finished and working like a fine watch!

The guy was not only the low bidder, it turns out he's an AVID hunter. He even hunts gators with his buddy who happens to be the State Alligator trapper in this area. Needless to say, we spent quite a bit of time swapping lies and comparing photos. I not only gained a go-to guy (when I need to go, but nothing will go), but I made a new friend. BTW ... he was low bidder out of 8 bids .... AND he actually came in UNDER bid once the job was done!