Paradise Gained, Paradise Lost

[Buckrub]

http://www.kait8.com/story/20718582/man-arrested-for-endangering-child-in-facebook-photo

Dang mean old BB gun. I know how they feel about that. I've seen 'em grow legs and arms and jump up and beat the snot out of people that got too close to em!!!

[BarryBobPosthole]

How much you wanna bet though that there's a story behind this that we don't know. Like a child custody battle, parole violation, so forth. that ain't enough to hold anybody for anything. Why that would be............deranged.

BKB

[Buckrub]

Um, I..........um...

I, er....

Uh, yeah. Yeah.

(and if there is something else to it, how would that obviate the ridiculous-ity of arresting someone for taking a picture of a kid with a gun? And who would even THINK to arrest someone for that? Even if it were Ray Lewis or someone........I don't get it, still.)

[Buckrub]

and you COULD have at least acknowledged my great pun!

[BarryBobPosthole]

it is beyond ridiculous.

BKB

[BarryBobPosthole]

And I went back and reread and totally don't see a pun. It must really be bad!

BKB

[Buckrub]

What was the girl's name?

[BarryBobPosthole]

Ahhhhh...Paradise Gaines. Now that's original.


BKB

[Big Muddy]

Day'um, I guess they'll come after us, too....all our hunting pics with our young'uns, holding shotguns, etc., with their rabbits, squirrels, and deer are sure to get our azzes put in jail, too. ;)




(P.S. Bucky, I got your "paradise" pun, albeit sorta lame. ;) )

[hotshot]

was that her real name or her Stripper name?

[Buckrub]

IT WAS MY REAL PUN THANKYOUVERYMUCH, AND THAT'S THE BEST I GOT TODAY.

Tough crowd.