Yeah, but does he dance with 'em?

[Buckrub]

http://now.msn.com/werner-freund-german-wolfman-lives-eats-with-wolves

[Big Muddy]

Since he's the alpha male for his wolf packs, that opens up a lot of questions:

Does he do it doggie-style???
Does he sniff their butts???
Does he lift his leg to pee???
Can he lick his own balls???

[Arty]

If I could do the last thing on that list I'd never leave the house.