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BarryBobPosthole
06-12-2019, 03:17 PM
Why is it bad form to beat a bad team by a big score. Were the Amuricans supposed to play with one teat tied behind their backs at a certain point?

Will this lead to a pho tariff?

BKB

BarryBobPosthole
06-12-2019, 03:19 PM
And why does France have chickens on their unis?

BKB

quercus alba
06-12-2019, 03:43 PM
I think the France thing would be obvious, now if we were on the receiving end of a beat down, nobody would say anything.

I think a good old one finger salute is in order myself

Thumper
06-12-2019, 03:50 PM
Will this lead to a pho tariff? BKB

I assume you're referring to the Thai/USA game? Well, I sure ain't no soccer expert ... OR a fan, but I DO know my S.E. Asian countries and am an expert on food!

No Pho tariff since Pho is Vietnamese ya' danged Okie. 'Course they could throw a tariff up for Kway Teow. ;)


Thai KWAY TEOW ....


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Vietnamese PHO ....



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Chicken Dinner
06-12-2019, 03:52 PM
Welp, I actually watched the match and didn’t have a major issue with the outcome. In a tournament where goal differential is one of the tie breakers for seeding past the group stage, the US had no choice but to lay it on them. France is also in the group and if we took it easy on Thailand, they might not and it could end up costing us. The only thing that bothered me a bit was the continued celebration of the individual goals.

To say Thailand was outmatched would be an understatement.


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BarryBobPosthole
06-12-2019, 04:23 PM
I assume you're referring to the Thai/USA game? Well, I sure ain't no soccer expert ... OR a fan, but I DO know my S.E. Asian countries and am an expert on food!

No Pho tariff since Pho is Vietnamese ya' danged Okie. 'Course they could throw a tariff up for Kway Teow. ;)


Thai KWAY TEOW ....


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Vietnamese PHO ....



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SCDD

Same Crickets Different Day

Thumper
06-12-2019, 04:44 PM
SCDC

Same crickets, different country! :poke

Trav
06-12-2019, 05:55 PM
I am with you CD, I have no problem with the scoring but celebrating those goals like they were deciding goals was a little much.

quercus alba
06-13-2019, 01:35 PM
It’s bad enough that nascar rears it’s ugly head occasionally, but if women’s soccer gains a foothold in here, I’ll have to find myself a classier bunch of deplorables to hang out with.

Civilizing this bunch is a full time job. At least kribbs understands good food and if he’s watching women soccer he’ll be perving out, which is the only viable reason to watch

:oldfart

Thumper
06-13-2019, 02:08 PM
I think I’d rather watch baseball than watch soccer .... and I’d rather stick a needle in my eye than watch baseball. Besides, I’d have trouble perving out on wimmins with thighs bigger than mine! 😳

BarryBobPosthole
06-13-2019, 04:48 PM
Its the US team you buncha heathen.

BKB

quercus alba
06-13-2019, 04:59 PM
I guess you watch the WNBA too

Thumper
06-13-2019, 05:08 PM
Any red-blooded 'Murican shouldn't be playin' futbol anyway. :usa

BarryBobPosthole
06-13-2019, 06:20 PM
I guess you watch the WNBA too

No but I’d watch the US Wimmins team.

If there was nothing else on.
BKB

BarryBobPosthole
06-13-2019, 06:20 PM
I guess you watch the WNBA too

No but I’d watch the US Wimmins team.

If there was nothing else on.
BKB

Chicken Dinner
06-13-2019, 06:39 PM
Jim, you would have enjoyed watching them play the Thai team. Half of the Thai team looked some of those lady-boys you’re used to chasing around Phuket and Pattaya.


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BarryBobPosthole
06-13-2019, 08:07 PM
Man, Norway has a blondie that is schweeeeet!

BKB

BarryBobPosthole
06-13-2019, 08:10 PM
Actually the whole team are blondies but one in particular....

BKB

HideHunter
06-17-2019, 08:41 AM
I always like to clear up any confusion: Anything played with a ball is a "game".. not a "sport". Any "race" that ends up where it started is simply going fast in circles.. If you had time to watch a ball game, you had time to go fishing..

DeputyDog
06-17-2019, 01:10 PM
I think I’d rather watch baseball than watch soccer .... and I’d rather stick a needle in my eye than watch baseball. Besides, I’d have trouble perving out on wimmins with thighs bigger than mine! [emoji15]

Really, not even this one?

https://www.si.com/swimsuit/model/alex-morgan/2019/photos#5


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Chicken Dinner
06-17-2019, 01:54 PM
I’d play ball with her...


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Thumper
06-17-2019, 02:21 PM
Really, not even this one?

https://www.si.com/swimsuit/model/alex-morgan/2019/photos#5

Well, you know what they say ... there are exceptions to every rule! ;)