OOOOOPS!!! I think I f'd up!

[Thumper]

This morning was just like any other morning. I gave Lynn a little kiss on her way out the door to go to work, then I headed up to my office to check email, etc. 5-mins. after she left, I received a text. It was brief and to the point:

Happy Anniversary

Ouch! I think I'm in the doghouse. Today is our 34th.

I think I'd better get some last minute planning in the works! Sheeesh! :slaphead

[BarryBobPosthole]

You’re such a putz.

Sigh. That poor girl.

BKB

[Thumper]

HEY! She's LUCKY to have me!

Am I old enough to blame the forgetfulness on old age? :huh

[BarryBobPosthole]

NO.

[Thumper]

Dammit man! Cut an old man some slack why don't you? :(

[Big Muddy]

"""DIAMONDS.....that'll shut her up !!! """.....thanks to Ron White. ;)

[Chicken Dinner]

Dumbass!


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[DeputyDog]

Boy, you are in trouble.


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[Trav]

Anniversary of what? I mean you ain’t married.

[Thumper]

Hey! Don’t say that “M” word around me! 😳

I never said it was our WEDDING anniversary. As of tonight, we’ve shared the same bed for the past 34 years. Howzzat? 😉

[Big Muddy]

As of tonight, we’ve shared the same bed for the past 34 years.

Yeah, and I guarantee your "share" of that bed was a helluva bigger than hers !!!! ;)

[Thumper]

True story. ;)

[BarryBobPosthole]

He best be getting his courtin’ suit on and made a trip by the florist today. Otherwise his dinner tonight might be hot tongue and cold shoulder!

bKB

[Thumper]

I bought myself some time. I told my sweetie that I’m sure she’s exhausted from working all week, so I’m taking her out to a nice dinner TOMORROW night! Then I told her since she’s so tired, she doesn’t have to bust her ass and can just make me a simple dinner tonight. 😄👍

[BarryBobPosthole]

I don’t know how you can keep ‘em away from your door.

BKb

[Thumper]

I have to fight ‘em off like flies! ;)

[Big Muddy]

Prolly horse flies.....they like to hang around horse's azzes, ya know. ;)

[Thumper]

Youse dufes are just jealous. Cappy and I know how to train our wimmins AND keep ‘em happy. Pay attention and you may learn sumpin’. ;)

[Captain]

Treat ‘em like dirt, they will respect you for it.
You got to act like you forget from time to time that way they REALLY appreciate it when you do a little something.
They gonna find something wrong with what you do anyway so just give them something big to focus on.
They miss a lot of the small stuff while they are stewing about the other.
Trust my advice.

[Captain]

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[Thumper]

See? Cap’s got it goin’ on! Once ya’ spoil ‘em, it’s game over. 😉

[BarryBobPosthole]

And if you want Lynn to know that you’ll tell her yourself right?

BKB

[BarryBobPosthole]

And if you want Lynn to know that you’ll tell her yourself right?

BKB

[Thumper]

Heck, I’d even tell her TWICE! 😉