Well, it appears .....

[Thumper]

.... I'll be getting a blowjob in my near future.

Time to batten down the hatches I suppose.

Looking at the most agreed upon path right now, they have the eye passing right over my house. Here we go again. :crybaby

[DeputyDog]

Best of luck to you.


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[Chicken Dinner]

Keep your powder dry!


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[BarryBobPosthole]

Don’t forget to wear your rubbers!

BKB

[Thumper]

I wonder if I could borrow Bwana's wadders? ;)

[DeputyDog]

Hotshot uses wadders


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[Thumper]

Was it HotSnot? Dang, I must be getting old and senile. :crybaby

[Bwana]

You are.

[Thumper]

Hey!! Do you have a stool? 😉

[BarryBobPosthole]

I can hear the conversation with the rescue copter pilot now......”We’re gonna need a bigger basket”

BKB

[BarryBobPosthole]

“Basket hell, we need a bigger helicopter!”

[quercus alba]

I sent the authorities a picture of Jim so they'd recognize him and bring an extra basket for his snozz



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[Thumper]

Here I am working my butt off to prevent being blown away to Oz ... and youse dufes are picking on me behind my back. The shame of it all! ;)

This thing is looking worse and worse every day. They say it's looking like the worse one to hit the state in 30 years. WONDERFUL news. :(

[Chicken Dinner]

Sounds like it’s slowing down which is not a good thing rain total wise. You sure you have enough sand bags?


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[Bwana]

Praying for the folks in Florida and hoping the airlines get thinks sorted out quickly afterwards as I am heading that way in 8 days.

Batton down the hatches Thump!

[Thumper]

Oh crap! I forgot all about your heading down this way Bwana. Yeah, who knows what shape we'll be in when you get here?

I remember, as a kid, I loved to stand in my front yard and watch bazillions of B-52's fly over my house before a hurricane. They had them all down in Miami, ready to obliterate Cuba in case Castro started getting crazy. If a hurricane was headed this way, they'd fly all that stuff out of Florida to an inland base. It was quite a sight.

[jb]

Just another reason I put up with blizzards,
no Hurricanes, no snakes, no earthquakes,
Best of luck, this don't look good.

[Thumper]

Bubba ... that's why I put up with hurricanes. No cold, no blizzards, no snow, no ice (except in our cocktails). ;)

Thanks buddy.

[Trav]

Jimbo.

I was going to ask what his name was but then I realized you were talking about the storm.

[Thumper]

The law of supply and demand applies to this joint constantly. The stool supply is much less than the demand!

[Trav]

Just busting your chops, stay safe.

[BarryBobPosthole]

Dang. 175 mph sustained winds. This thing is a beast.
BKB

[HideHunter]

Watch yer top-knot..

[BarryBobPosthole]

Watch yer top-knot..

You’ve come far, pilgrim.

BKB

[airbud7]

Dang. 175 mph sustained winds. This thing is a beast.
BKB

180 now....Dam!

[BarryBobPosthole]

How far from the coast are you, ab?

BKB

[airbud7]

I'm up the Savannah River about 100 miles just outside Augusta Ga on the SC side....Beech Island/Aiken...
We all good here.

Oh...185 MPH Now...Shit!

[Thumper]

Gusts over 220 mph. Wow ...

[HideHunter]

Can you imagine a downwind quail at 185 mph..?.. You'd have to lead it some..

[BarryBobPosthole]

Downwind of Thumper at 185 might cost you a lung.

BKb

[BarryBobPosthole]

Downwind of Thumper at 185 might cost you a lung.

BKb

[Thumper]

If you say it twice, would that be downwind at 370? 🙄