Big Muddy
01-08-2020, 11:25 AM
"""A farmer got home after a long day of working in the fields, and was feeling mighty horny. He went to his wife and asked her if she felt like a roll in the hay.
His wife replied, “NO, our son will be home from school any minute now.”
“So what?”, he replied. “We can just turn on the dishwasher and he won’t hear a peep.”
She replied, “NO WAY” and that was that.
He got frustrated and decided to just go take a ride on his tractor to let off some steam.
By the time the son had gotten home, the wife had changed her mind. She asked her son to go out to his father and tell him to come home and turn on the "dishwasher".
The son went out and told the farmer what the mother had said.
He replied, “Tell your mother that it’s too late. I already did the dishes by hand!”""
His wife replied, “NO, our son will be home from school any minute now.”
“So what?”, he replied. “We can just turn on the dishwasher and he won’t hear a peep.”
She replied, “NO WAY” and that was that.
He got frustrated and decided to just go take a ride on his tractor to let off some steam.
By the time the son had gotten home, the wife had changed her mind. She asked her son to go out to his father and tell him to come home and turn on the "dishwasher".
The son went out and told the farmer what the mother had said.
He replied, “Tell your mother that it’s too late. I already did the dishes by hand!”""