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Big Muddy
03-01-2020, 10:22 PM
FIRST SIGHTING ON MY PLACE IN 70 YEARS.....BASTAGES.....NEED I SAY MORE?!?!?!


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Thumper
03-01-2020, 11:02 PM
You’re f’d! Better nip it in the bud if possible. Trust me on this. Those bastiges can take over in no time flat.

Big Muddy
03-01-2020, 11:29 PM
You are so right, I’ve seen it happen in other places.....we are declaring war on those bastages.....we are in SOS mode.....you know, “shoot-on-sight”.

Thumper
03-01-2020, 11:32 PM
And SDM - Size Don’t Matter!

Sows, boars or piglets, knock ‘em down.

Thumper
03-01-2020, 11:37 PM
I was deer hunting a Wildlife Management Area here close to the house a while back and ran across a Game Warden. He told me if I see any hogs, no matter size or sex, just knock ‘em down. I can keep whatever I want, but if not, just leave ‘em layin’ there for the ‘possums and buzzards.

Big Muddy
03-02-2020, 09:53 AM
A 30 pound shoate is a plum delicacy, when cooked whole on a spit. ;)

Thumper
03-02-2020, 10:34 AM
Yessir, but skinnin' and cleanin' those greasy bastages is a PITA. I talked to a guy in camp who said he wanted one, so I knocked one down and told him where he could find it!

I'd walked in to my stand about 3/4 mile from the road and there are no motorized vehicles allowed off the dirt roads in the WMA. I wasn't about to drag that thing out whole just to give it away. Besides, they're hard to drag cause they ain't gots no handles on 'em! ;)

BarryBobPosthole
03-02-2020, 10:52 AM
I wish there was a way to find the assholes who are turning these things loose. They tear up habitat like crazy. But you know, there’s money being made off of hunting them. And where there’s money....


BKB

quercus alba
03-02-2020, 12:07 PM
......there’s assholes

Penguin
03-02-2020, 12:42 PM
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:o


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HideHunter
03-03-2020, 10:56 AM
We had an idiot turn 50 loose, up here, several years ago.. Some of your Okie hogs, Barry.. Took us several years - but we got them.. This is one of four I shot out of the combine..

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Thumper
03-03-2020, 11:07 AM
I'm at a stalemate here. For the life of me, I can't decide which one is the fugliest. :huh

BarryBobPosthole
03-03-2020, 11:33 AM
We had an idiot turn 50 loose, up here, several years ago.. Some of your Okie hogs, Barry.. Took us several years - but we got them.. This is one of four I shot out of the combine..

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You done a deed there, Hidehunter!

BKB

Big Muddy
03-03-2020, 12:03 PM
I’m doing a presentation in Opelousas, LA today, and a farmer was telling me he finally killed a huge boar hog that had chased down and killed seven of his grown cows and a bull..... ripped their stomachs open, and mostly ate them.

Chicken Dinner
03-03-2020, 01:36 PM
Damn, I’ve got a hog in my bucket list. But, I don’t need them running around my deer woods.


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BarryBobPosthole
03-03-2020, 02:41 PM
They’re so bad here I wouldn’t think of walking through the woods on public lands unarmed.

BKB

HideHunter
03-05-2020, 11:38 AM
I'm at a stalemate here. For the life of me, I can't decide which one is the fugliest. :huh

you hurt my feeling.. don't mind me.. I'll just assume the fetal position as I lay in my pool of emotional vomit.. :(

Thumper
03-05-2020, 12:14 PM
What would you expect from this site? ;)