I'm not so sure

[quercus alba]

that the 1980 version of Flash Gordon isn't the worse movie ever made. It killed so many brain cells I need a nap to try and regenerate some

[johnboy]

Is that the one where Hanoi Jane shows her tits?

[BarryBobPosthole]

I think you are thinking of ‘Barbrella’.

Another groaner.

BKB

[quercus alba]

This makes Barbrella look like a night at the Oscars. Flash is QB for the New York Jets, what kind of hero does that sound like?