Horrible Hilarious Name

[Big Skyz]

I know we have talked about some strange names people have in the past, but my niece and nephew came home from school last week with a new all time low. They had a substitute teacher last week with the name of Dixon Butts. That guys parents should be shot! Talk about a name I would have changed the day I turned 18.

[BarryBobPosthole]

Hahaha, I'll never forget one day when I was working on some project with my grandpa, probably a roofing job or somesuch, and he introduced me to a guy named Harry Cox. After he left, my grandpa winked at me and said, "There comes two women with Harry Cox". For an old preacher he had a great sense of humor. Wish more preachers these days were like him.

BKB

[Niner]

My wife used to work with a gal named Flossy Pitts.

[Buckrub]

There is a well known family here named Piggee. Lots of 'em.

Some have had first names "Ima, Bea, Ura".............

[Big Skyz]

We have an Anita Pigg here in Montana.

[Chicken Dinner]

I had an English teacher named Harry Tuell.

[Thumper]

I had a customer at the Hollywood, Ca. Cadillac dealership named (Dr.) Royal Payne.

[Buckrub]

Store 22 miles north of me, years ago, owned by H. Sharp and R. Payne. Little C-store. Sign said "Sharp Payne"......... sorta cool.

[jb]

Went to school with a kid with the last name of Miehoff, first name Jack

[Arty]

My bosses name is Mr. Jass - his first name is Hugh but no one calls him that to his face.

[Booger]

Knew a girl in school named Bonnie Wanda Dick, swear ta god.

[BarryBobPosthole]

Birddog can vouch for me on this one. We worked with a lady named Jean Gobble and she married, you guessed it, a man whose last name was Dick. She didn't hyphenate her name but we all called her Jean Gobble Dick.

BKB

[hotshot]

Hada kid at our high school in Indy: Jack Goff. He was a massive weight lifter. No one messed with him, or he'd thump ya big time.

[Bwana]

I have a great friend of mine who's name is Robert White and of course everyone calls him Bob.

Have to admit when I first saw the employee list I said, "Yeah right!"

[HideHunter]

There was a guy had an art supply store in the Iowa City - Used to advertise on the radio all the time - Dick Glick's.. I finally saw it in print one time or I'd never known ther was a G.

[BarryBobPosthole]

Hahahahaha....you think he gets a lot of folks asking for spelling of that?

Last year up at Dogtooth, there was a new gal at the office when we checked out and she asked for my email address (which they've had for ten years). I told her it was bbruton@cox dot net. She looked up and said "C-O-X?". I just kind of looked at her funny and suddenly she got it. I just had to add ' How do you spell it'. Or maybe I didn't. but I thought it!

BKB

[Captain]

There is an attorney in Monroe I've worked with for 30 years on cases and his name is Dick Long...
Take Care, Captain

[Thumper]

There is an attorney in Monroe I've worked with for 30 years on cases and his name is Dick Long...
Take Care, Captain

I can hear his D.I. at roll call in the military ... Long, Dick!

[Big Muddy]

Richard Weed worked with my Dad, many years ago....every time I met him in my Dad's office, and shook his hand, I had to control my urge to say, "How ya doing "Dick Weed"??? ;)

[Buckrub]

First Vietnamese guy I worked with was named (and I am probably not spelling it right, but this WAS his name, or IS his name).........Huang Long Dong.

[BarryBobPosthole]

what exactly is a dick weed anyway?

Didn't Larry the Cable guy say something about that?

BKB

[BarryBobPosthole]

I know what it was. He says never mix the dickweeds with the cumquats, or you'll get pussywillows.

BKB

[Big Muddy]

Aw, man, you never called someone a "dick weed"???....that's the ultimate insult....nearly as bad as calling 'em "pencil dick" or "shit for brains", etc. ;)

[Thumper]

.... or Needle Dick ... or Bug-Fucker! Yep Eddie, you may be dating yourself ... we used to use the term dickweed quite a bit back in the 60's. I haven't heard it used for many years now.

Bucky, I think that Vietnamese dude has a Chinese bro-in-law named Long Dong Wong. ;)

[johnboy]

I worked on a big contract one time with a couple of lawyers from the supplier and their names were - Thrasher and Skinner. I shit you not.

[yellowk9]

My buddies last name is Dick. I really tried to get him to name his first daughter Anita and his second one Wanda. He wouldn't go for it for some reason. I love to see servers in restaurants squirm when they call out his name for a table. It's not a very common last name around here, but it's not unusual where he's from in Kansas.

[jb]

Richard Lear of Lear Jet fame named his daughter Shanda.
Also drew a set of plans for a Afro American named Green Moss