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quercus alba
08-11-2020, 01:19 PM
my wife made the worst mistake in her life, she said "I Do" which turned out to be the best decision I ever made. Three sons and 4 1/2 grand kids later we're doing A OK.


Actually it's only 47.1 % of that but I hope for at least another 28.7%

Big Muddy
08-11-2020, 01:49 PM
QA, only 8% of marriages make it to their 50th year anniversary.....me and my sweetie made it there, just a couple of weeks, ago.
So, I bought her a Cadillac XT5 and a Hawaii vacation.
She certainly deserved both, just for putting up with all my hunting and fishing, thru the years.....heck, I almost missed the birth of our first born because the crappie spawn was red hot that year. ;)

BarryBobPosthole
08-11-2020, 01:52 PM
Congrats to both of you!

I think we’re gonna need a pic of Muddy in a flowery shirt!

BKB

DeputyDog
08-11-2020, 02:01 PM
Congrats fellas.


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Arty
08-11-2020, 02:21 PM
Is he aware he gets laid when he steps off the plane ?
He better double up on heart meds!


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HideHunter
08-12-2020, 08:03 AM
Congrats! First wife and I are closing in on 50 this December.. We might make it.. This Covid thing has her bored out of her skull and as near as I can ascertain.. it's my fault..

Thumper
08-12-2020, 09:54 AM
I'm still trying to figure out how many years "sever" is. ;)

BarryBobPosthole
08-12-2020, 09:59 AM
I think that means when his wife severed his nuts and started carrying them in her purse.

BkB

quercus alba
08-12-2020, 10:54 AM
I think that means when his wife severed his nuts and started carrying them in her purse.

BkB

That pretty much happened well before the actual wedding day but they're encased in velvet. She's a good wife and doesn't tell anyone that, she even gives people the impression that I make the decisions

Bwana
08-17-2020, 02:36 PM
Congrats to you long-married folk.