I found out that I've been.....

[Big Muddy]

I've been pandiculating too much.....normally, I just pandiculate once or twice a week.....now, I pandiculate numerous times each day.....my wife doesn't pandiculate at the same time, as me, and I think we oughta pandiculate, simultaneously.....I'm thinking about just paying for a "pandiculator partner", but I hear they're sorta expensive, and they don't practice safe pandiculation.....it's prolly illegal, anyway.....I'll ask Thump. ;)

[BarryBobPosthole]

Didn’t Carly Simon do a song about Pandiculation?

BKB

[quercus alba]

Thump likes his pandiculation on the side with octopus or squid

[Thumper]

I competed in a marathon once. There really were no losers, as we were all awarded pandiculation trophies.

[airbud7]

Why y'all using those big words? Now I gotta go look it up for what it means?...Grrr, I thought y'all was country folk?

[Big Muddy]

Go ahead and look it, Abud, you'll like it.....and, you're prolly already a participant, and didn't even know it. ;)

[airbud7]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/7zMvSDWl3RkDSpOjBC/giphy-downsized.gif

:D

[Chicken Dinner]

I like to pandiculate in bed.


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[Thumper]

I should have listened to my grandmother. Years ago, she told me pandiculation will make me go blind. I DO have to wear readers now, so I guess she was right, but I'd rather just get a stronger prescription next year.

[airbud7]

I thought we was talkin about stretching and yawning? sounds like y'all talk about whacking off! nothing wrong with choking the chicken every now and then though.

[quercus alba]

Scuttlebutt has it that Ed used to pandiculate and matriculate simultaneously when he was younger. Sometimes in in front of his mother. That's a felony is some states

[Chicken Dinner]

Scuttlebutt has it that Ed used to pandiculate and matriculate simultaneously when he was younger. Sometimes in in front of his mother. That's a felony is some states

Not in Mississippi or WVa!


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[Big Muddy]

Ha, yep, in MS you can even pandiculate with livestock. ;)