Just when you think you've seen everything

[quercus alba]

something new happens. I was asked today if I would be willing to preach a funeral service for a man I've never met nor any of his family. I've never even met any of his friends. I have no idea how all this came about but it's not the kind of situation you can reject out of hand. I just got thru mining the family for some information so it looks like 10 Am monday I'll be in a dress shirt and tie melting in the hot sun in the local cemetery

[HideHunter]

I'm greatly considering writing my own obituary (probably need to get started - just in case ;) ) .. but never considered conducting the ceremony.. Good luck...

[BarryBobPosthole]

I’ve always liked George Bernard Shaw’s epitaph:


“I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.”

BKB

[quercus alba]

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[johnboy]

Here lies Lester Moore
Four shots from a .44
No Les, no more.

[Thumper]

Just go easy on the Bloody Mary's before the service! ;)

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