Thumper
07-07-2021, 06:57 PM
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. Only one thing bothered me...her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore tight mini skirts, and
generally went bra-less. She would bend down when she was near me, and gave me more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day 'little' sister called and asked me over to check wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and whispered that she had desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me she desperately wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, I'll be waiting.'
I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment before I turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
When I opened it, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore tight mini skirts, and
generally went bra-less. She would bend down when she was near me, and gave me more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day 'little' sister called and asked me over to check wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and whispered that she had desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me she desperately wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, I'll be waiting.'
I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment before I turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
When I opened it, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.