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Chicken Dinner
03-04-2013, 11:33 PM
If anyone refers to tomorrow's snow storm as "Saturn" in my presence, I will immediately pimp slap you. Consider yourself warned.

That is all.

LJ3
03-05-2013, 07:30 AM
Snowquester?

Chicken Dinner
03-05-2013, 07:40 AM
The same response in my part will result from any attempt to name any and all aforementioned snow "events" from this date forward. Carry on.

Buckrub
03-05-2013, 08:53 AM
Who started that insane idea????

LJ3
03-05-2013, 08:59 AM
It's ridiculous, really. What fucktard decided we needed to name these things?

Buckrub
03-05-2013, 09:12 AM
Might as well name every outdoor thing........

Today's Sky is named Ralph.

Those two clouds are twins, Ellie and Nellie.

The pine needles are all named "George".

aggh.

BarryBobPosthole
03-05-2013, 10:42 AM
Y'all REALLY are curmudgeons.

BKB

Chicken Dinner
03-05-2013, 10:45 AM
Thank you for being such a noticer, Barry. I really do look forward to the day when I can retire and start complaining about stuff full time.

Buckrub
03-05-2013, 10:54 AM
It is so wonderful. So fulfilling.

SO aggravating to other folks.

But I repeat myself.

Niner
03-05-2013, 12:19 PM
Saturn???????????????????:confused:

BarryBobPosthole
03-05-2013, 12:23 PM
It ain't as bad as it could be. they could have Uranus all over them.

BKB

hotshot
03-05-2013, 12:29 PM
There is a ring around uranus..... and one its moons is called spincter!

BarryBobPosthole
03-05-2013, 12:33 PM
Imagine that. A planet that looks just like a balloon knot.

BKB