Big Muddy
03-16-2013, 05:03 PM
They've been Fokken for a LONG time....again, I bet Thump would hit it....both of 'em....at the same time....and, who knows, maybe they'll have a yard sale....he'll want to buy some of their pink stockings, for sure. ;)
By my calculations, if the two of them have been screwing for money, for 50 years each, that's 100 years of combined screwing, assuming they screwed every single day....so, 100 years X 365 days in a year = 36,500 days....they say they've screwed 355,000 men, so 355,000 divided by 36,500 = 9.76 combined screws per day, divided by 2 = 4.86 screws each, per day....I don't care WHO you are, that's a lot of screwing!!!
Let's say they charged an average of $30 bucks per screw over their lifetimes, that's $10.65 million bucks that the two of them have earned in 50 years!!!...., or, approximately, $106,500 bucks each, per year...pretty good wages, when your only overhead is between-your-legs....they musta been rather good at their job!!! ;)
"""This February, Amsterdam raised the minimum age for prostitutes from 18 to 21. For Louise and Martine Fokkens, though, it's the maximum age that's cause for concern.
The 70-year-old twins are believed to be Amsterdam's oldest prostitutes, the Sun reports. After more than 50 years on the job -- and approximately 355,000 men between them -- they've decided to retire.
Practically speaking, the two have been retired for some years now, a factor of both advancing arthritis and an admitted difficulty in attracting new clients. But Martine still has a regular, and "I couldn’t give him up," she told The Inquisitr. "He’s been coming to me for so long, it’s like going to church on a Sunday.”
After a couple years on the fence, though, the Fokkens recently finished a new book on their sexual endeavors, "The Ladies of Amsterdam," and say it's time to hang up their stockings for good.
Given their experience, they do offer an interesting look at modern shifts in the "world's oldest profession." They believe the "golden years" of prostitution in Amsterdam came long before its legalization in 2000, a development Martine said "has not improved prostitutes' lives."
"Meet the Fokkens," a documentary on the sisters, premiered in 2012."""
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By my calculations, if the two of them have been screwing for money, for 50 years each, that's 100 years of combined screwing, assuming they screwed every single day....so, 100 years X 365 days in a year = 36,500 days....they say they've screwed 355,000 men, so 355,000 divided by 36,500 = 9.76 combined screws per day, divided by 2 = 4.86 screws each, per day....I don't care WHO you are, that's a lot of screwing!!!
Let's say they charged an average of $30 bucks per screw over their lifetimes, that's $10.65 million bucks that the two of them have earned in 50 years!!!...., or, approximately, $106,500 bucks each, per year...pretty good wages, when your only overhead is between-your-legs....they musta been rather good at their job!!! ;)
"""This February, Amsterdam raised the minimum age for prostitutes from 18 to 21. For Louise and Martine Fokkens, though, it's the maximum age that's cause for concern.
The 70-year-old twins are believed to be Amsterdam's oldest prostitutes, the Sun reports. After more than 50 years on the job -- and approximately 355,000 men between them -- they've decided to retire.
Practically speaking, the two have been retired for some years now, a factor of both advancing arthritis and an admitted difficulty in attracting new clients. But Martine still has a regular, and "I couldn’t give him up," she told The Inquisitr. "He’s been coming to me for so long, it’s like going to church on a Sunday.”
After a couple years on the fence, though, the Fokkens recently finished a new book on their sexual endeavors, "The Ladies of Amsterdam," and say it's time to hang up their stockings for good.
Given their experience, they do offer an interesting look at modern shifts in the "world's oldest profession." They believe the "golden years" of prostitution in Amsterdam came long before its legalization in 2000, a development Martine said "has not improved prostitutes' lives."
"Meet the Fokkens," a documentary on the sisters, premiered in 2012."""
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