This Trashy Bastage

[Captain]

Has been strutting and gobblin' his ass off at 80+ yards of me all morning and I CANNOT get him to commit to making another step forward...
Could have something to do with those 4 hens he's got beside him...
Take Care Captain

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[Thumper]

How 'bout a head shot with a .22? ;)

[BarryBobPosthole]

Patience is a virtue, my son.

~somebody probably

[LJ3]

or a 25.06... Just sayin'.

[Big Muddy]

Cap, you need to send him a message in "turkey talk"....tell him that your pecker is bigger than his, and to come on over there to you, and ya'll will measure dicks. ;)

[Captain]

All good ideas...But I have it in my mind that I can out smart him in the next few days. No comments please
Take Care, Captain

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[LJ3]

Sounds like your best bet is draggin your Dad out there with you so you can focus properly :)

[HideHunter]

Anyone who would shoot a turkey with a rifle would steal chickens, eat bass, rape babies, pot ducks on the water and/or spit tabacky on the church floor. :pissed :D

Good luck Cap'n. Not much more fun than targeting one individual turkey. :beer Get him.