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LJ3
04-09-2013, 06:58 PM
He done fucked up now.

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Buckrub
04-09-2013, 07:04 PM
Some people pee their names in the snow. Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete.
Trav
04-09-2013, 09:20 PM
A bullet proof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection
HideHunter
04-09-2013, 09:31 PM
The boogeyman looks under his bed at night to make sure Chuck Norris isn't there.
Captain
04-09-2013, 09:37 PM
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

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Captain
04-09-2013, 09:40 PM
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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Captain
04-09-2013, 09:44 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."

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Trav
04-09-2013, 09:53 PM
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them
Trav
04-09-2013, 09:56 PM
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no protection from Chuck Norris.
Buckrub
04-09-2013, 11:05 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't call a wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.

The reason there are no real signs of life on Mars is that Chuck Norris has already been there.

and my favorite:
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.