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Big Muddy
04-11-2013, 01:13 AM
"""A man in China's southeastern Guangdong province admitted himself to a local hospital after he reportedly got a live eel stuck in his rear end. According to British tabloid The Sun, the man inserted the 20-inch-long Asian swamp eel into his anus after seeing it done in a porn movie, and he had to endure all-night surgery to have it extracted.

According to a HuffPost translation of Chinese news aggregation website Mop.com, the eel reportedly chewed through the man's colon, perforating his large intestine, and became stuck in his body cavity. A graphic X-ray image showed how far inside the eel was when the man came in for treatment.

Medical team members reportedly said the eel, which was “simply trying to find its way out," was alive when removed but died shortly thereafter. According to The Sun, the man is still recovering at the hospital and might face animal cruelty charges.

The Asian swamp eel -- also known as the rice eel or rice paddy eel -- is a snake-shaped fish that is commonly sold live at food markets in East Asian countries.

Although this type of eel is known as an invasive species in parts of the United States, this isn't the first time that it's made its way into (ahem) foreign habitats.

In 2012, a New Zealand man had to have an eel removed from his posterior. In 2010, a Chinese man died after his friends allegedly inserted an eel into his rectum as a joke."""

Booger
04-11-2013, 08:40 AM
Invasive species..........Ya think?

BarryBobPosthole
04-11-2013, 08:46 AM
I think over there they must called them "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEls!"


BKB

Bwana
04-11-2013, 09:27 AM
"In 2010, a Chinese man died after his friends allegedly inserted an eel into his rectum as a joke."

And I thought my friends had a warped sense of humor, glad they aren't THAT warped!

Big Muddy
04-11-2013, 09:56 AM
"In 2010, a Chinese man died after his friends allegedly inserted an eel into his rectum as a joke."

And I thought my friends had a warped sense of humor, glad they aren't THAT warped!


If I had been that guy, and lived thru it, those "friends" would get all their meals thru feeding tubes, the rest of their lives!!! ;)

LJ3
04-11-2013, 09:56 AM
How can you be SO asleep that you don't wake up to a serpent being inserted in your ass?

Buckrub
04-11-2013, 10:10 AM
Y'all have serious issues.

Thumper
04-11-2013, 10:18 AM
I'm still trying to figure out what kind'a websites Edward peruses at night. ;)

Buckrub
04-11-2013, 10:21 AM
I'm scared that I have already figured it out!!!!! :)

Big Muddy
04-11-2013, 10:26 AM
I'm still trying to figure out what kind'a websites Edward peruses at night. ;)

Don't know why exactly, but this weird sheeit makes the front page of AOL.com, nearly every day....I just pass it on to you perverts. ;)

Buckrub
04-11-2013, 10:28 AM
Wow.

I had no idea AOL was still around. They were our largest customer in about 1999 or so...........the guy that sold that contract got rich and quit. I thought they were gone..........I guess some folks still have dial up and actually use those silly little CD's that used to come in the mail every week!!!!!

LJ3
04-11-2013, 10:49 AM
When I open a positon at my company these days, over 50% of the resumes I get are for laid off AOL employees. It's kinda sad.

Thumper
04-11-2013, 11:11 AM
Ha! Yep, I got my very first (work) computer back in ... ummmm ... the late 80's .... an old DOS system. Later I updated and I think the OS was sumpin' like Windows 4.0 (?) ... then I updated to Win 95 in the summer of '95 and started out with AOL. It didn't last long as I kept rotating to the "first 90 days free" cd's ... Prodigy and CompuServe come to mind ... can't recall the others. At that time, I actually started using the computer to "play" with instead of just work. The FIRST thing I typed in the search window was "hunting" ... the first thing that popped up was "All Outdoors" ... the rest is history. ;)

Thumper
04-11-2013, 02:17 PM
I have two friends here in town who are STILL with AOL ... they've been with AOL since the mid-90's. In all these years ... they've never even changed their e-mail addresses that I can remember.